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Mr. Pizza Man

(Writer’s Note: Since publishing this story, I’ve done some more editing on it and updated it with links that have happened since I originally posted this story)…

It’s been a busy day for Jenni Cleamon, a five feet nine inches tall, slender… But very mainstream appeal curves, late-thirties year old woman. She had worked overtime at her job and afterwards, she met up with her girlfriends to go to a concert. And afterwards, they went out for some drinks to unwind and chit chat about their careers. relationships, and other things that the demographic of women who make up around eighty percent of The Real Housewives audience talk about, before finally heading back home and arriving there at around eleven thirty…

And once she was home, Jenni tossed her keys onto the table counter and plumped down on the couch to see what was on the tube. And as the minutes progressed, the pangs in Jenni’s stomach intensified to signal to her that…

“I’M REALLY HUNGRY AS FUCK”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So she went to the fridge looking for something to eat, but everything in their needed to be cooked or baked… And since it was already so damn late in the night, there was a Comedy ever winning the best picture at the Academy Awards‘ chance that she was gonna get her Giada on and make something, so Jenni got on her phone, searched to see if anything was open at this time of night, and a couple of minutes later, saw “A Slice of Distinctive Pleasure Pizzeria” was still open…

(A Slice of Distinctive Pleasure Pizzeria is a favorite destination for many people in town, because unlike the big National pizza chains, A Slice of Distinctive Pleasure Pizzeria is open – Almost 24 hours a day (6 A.M. to midnight from Sunday to Thursday and 5 A.M. to 1 A.M. Fridays and Saturdays) -, and they have a delivery service that delivers the pizza(s) to it’s customers during those hours as well)

… so she called them to place an order of three large pizzas (an All Cheese (a mixture of Mozzarella, Cheddar, Monterey Jack, and Parmesan on top), All Meat (hamburger, sausage, ham and pepperoni), and All Veggie (spinach, asparagus, zucchini, onions, and jalapenos). And when she was done with that, the pizza order taker told Jenni that the Pizza Man would be there within thirty minutes…

 

Thirty-five minutes later, Jenni’s doorbell rang… And on the other side was an approximate six foot tall, one hundred sixty-five pound skinny kid, who looked no older than someone who just recently could legally buy alcohol… Who also had black curly hair… It was the Pizza Man… And he said to Jenni…

“I have an order for Jenni Cleamon… Are you her miss”?…

“Yeah”… Responded Jenni,

Then the Pizza Man pulled out the pizzas from the pizza warmer bag and handed them to her. And Jenni went to put the pizzas on the table, and afterward, asked him…

“How much”???

“Forty-eight dollars and fifty cents”… Answered Pizza Man.

Jenni stared at Pizza Man for a quick second, before saying…

“Forty-eight dollars and fifty cents”…

Then she gave him a look of, “How does this add up to this amount“?…

“Each large pizza is $15.00… Plus the Delivery Service fee is $3.50… We charge an extra buck fifty after ten”… Replied Pizza Man.

Then Jenni replied by going to get her purse to pay Pizza Man, as she mumbled to herself bewildered about how much this came up to (she knew it was gonna cost, but she didn’t think it would be that much… And yeah, just in case you were wondering… Jenni wasn’t listening to the Order Taker when she told her what the cost was when they were on the phone two thirds of an hour ago… And if she would’ve, we wouldn’t have this little story now would we 😎😉😚)…

And as she was counting the money, Jenni realized that she was just a bit short in the cash capital department… And that’s when she also realized that she had spent more money on her night out than she had originally thought (she paid for all the drinks at she and her girlfriends get together earlier… It was her turn at bat. Each time out someone else pays for the drinks)…

So Jenni said to Pizza Man…

“Um… Mr. Pizza Man… You said forty-eight fifty… Weeeell, I only have thirty-five dollars… Do you accept checks”?…

“No we do not Ms. Cleamon”… Said Pizza Man.

So Jenni quickly realized that she was in a bind… She didn’t have enough money for all three pizzas, but she wanted all three of them. So after staring at Pizza Man for a few seconds, she said to him…

“Come inside Mr. Pizza Man… Lets see if we can work something out”…

So Pizza Man stepped into Jenni’s place, and soon thereafter, took a seat on her couch. And then Jenni walked over to her book case and bent over. And then she said…

“I usually keep a few extra bucks around here for an emergency situation… I didn’t think it would be this kind of emergency, but…”…

And that was absolute claptrap… Because this was just a ruse to get Pizza Man to get a bird’s eye view of her small, but firm derriere. And just to entice him some – Well, lets be honest, a lot – more, Jenni had covertly pulled her skirt down just enough for Pizza Man to see the top of her cherry red thong underwear…

And as for Pizza Man, he took a look on his phone, and saw that it was getting late…

“Hey… Um… Miss Cleamon… I need to get back before…”…

And that’s when Pizza Man’s eyes finally saw the cherry red thong… And they in exchange relayed that to his brain… Which in return sent the signal to his mouth to stop talking and to just enjoy the picturesque view of the – Top of the – buns…

And Jenni stayed in the bent over position for a few more seconds, before saying to him…

“Look Mr. Pizza Man, I’m short by thirteen and a half dollars, and I’m really hungry. So there has to be a way to make up the difference”?…

Then Jenni proceeded to slowly unzip the back of her red and white candy cane striped like skirt, to let Pizza Man view more of her cherry red thong, and pale derriere… Which had a pink and blue sweet pea tattoo on it… Which also had the effect of making her butt look even more sexier…

So anyway, after staying bent over for what would be called a violation in the game of roundball, Jenni finally stood up and let her skirt drop to the floor to let Pizza Man get the full moon view, before she walked over to him so he could get a more close up view… And Pizza Man was very impressed – And just as important – aroused by what he was looking at… But he had a request for Jenni…

“Miss Cleamon, you’re asking me to basically let you have a free pizza… Which means that the cost difference will come out of my paycheck… So if I’m gonna do that… Then I wanna see your boobs”…

Jenni stared at Pizza Man for a couple of seconds, and began contemplating should she agree to his request… But this was just for show, because she had long decided that she and Mr. Pizza Man would be going all the way on this late night. So she took off her cardigan and undershirt… Which revealed her lean, but muscular body. (her midsection is toned, and she has some abs, but they’re not too visible unless you’re really looking for them)… And Jenni let Pizza Man stare at her almost nude body for a handful of seconds, before she unsnapped her cherry red satin bra… And let it slowly fall to the floor, as Pizza Man got to view her small, but perky 32B breasts

And some seconds later, Jenni asked him…

“Well Mr. Pizza Man, are you still pleased?… Or do I need to do more for you to forget all about that thirteen dollar and fifty cents difference”?…

“I am very impressed Miss Cleamon… But you know, I would be even more impressed if you were to use your water hose to put out this…

(He then pointed to the large bulge in his pants)

… Raging fire”…

Then Jenni took an extended look at Pizza Man’s bulge, before saying to him…

“I’m more than happy to help you out with your situation”…

Then Jenni walked over to Pizza Man, got on her knees, and unzipped his pants to allow the Johnson to spring out, before finally taking a deep breath and placing “Mr. Johnson” into her mouth…

And she spent the next couple of minutes going up and down on Pizza Man’s dick… From head to balls, as her mouth water hose was doing a very good job of extinguishing the fire that is “The Bulge”…. But before Pizza Man was about to explode in ecstasy, Jenni got up from her knees, and walked over to the unlit fireplace on the other side of the room to bend over and place her hands on  it like a suspect would do when the police are frisking them. And she stayed in that frisk position for a few seconds, before turning around to stare at Pizza Man, and then asking him…

“Well are you gonna fuck me Mr. Pizza Man?… Or are you just gonna have me bent over here looking like a fool”?…

Pizza Man stared at Jenni for a quick second, before he hopped off the couch, walked over to Jenni’s “Assume the position” stance body, and pushed her cherry red thong to the side. And then he placed his hands around her hips, and finally jammed his Johnson into her wet pussy…

And once he got his stroking rhythm down, Pizza Man began thrusting his dick in and out of Jenni’s pussy like an oil rig does when it’s drilling for oil… And Jenni responded by letting out a few loud moans of pleasure, before shortly afterward, relaxing her body further on the fireplace… And a handful of seconds later, pleasure liquid began escaping her pussy – When Pizza Man’s Johnson wasn’t stuffing it -, and shortly after, that liquid began streaming down her thighs and legs…

And Pizza Man continued to pound Jenni’s pussy for a good bit… Until he finally reached that orgasmic stage, and the noises that were coming out of his mouth intensified, as he prepared to unload his passion juice… And Jenni sensed that, so she asked him…

“How long before you release Mr. Pizza Man”…

And Pizza Man didn’t respond, because his mind was more focused on the upcoming orgasm, so Jenni quickly stood up in the normal position from the fireplace, and then got on her knees to await Pizza Man’s passion juice…

And seconds later, Pizza Man let out a loud moan (fast forward to the 13:02), before the passion began rushing out of his Johnson, and unto Jenni’s face

And after Pizza Man had rung all the passion out of his Johnson, he stood on top of Jenni, as she stared up upon him… And very quickly, their eyes locked upon each other as they stared deep into each other’s eyes like a very beautiful natural haired dark skinned Afro-Brazilian couple taking a stock photo

And the two continued to stare at each other as the juices from Pizza Man’s Johnson that were now plastered on Jenni’s face had begun to penetrate into the pores of her skin… Before Pizza Man snapped back to reality, and realized that he had to get back to A Slice of Distinctive Pleasure Pizzeria before it closed. So he pulled his pants and underwear back up and tucked in his shirt, before telling Jenni…

“You have more than made up the thirteen dollar and fifty cents difference Miss Cleamon, so you can have all three pizzas”…

And Jenni responded by smiling at Pizza Man for a few seconds, before standing back up to grab a couple of napkins to wipe her face off…

And Pizza Man smiled back at Jenni, as he began making his way towards her front door… But before he made his exit, Jenni said to him…

“Mr. Pizza Man… Can you hold on for just a wee bit longer”…

Then Jenni grabbed a slice of pizza from out the All Meat box, before walking up to Pizza Man, and taking a large bite out of it… And seconds later, she gave him a pleasant and prolonged wet and sloppy kiss on his lips… And when the kiss had concluded, much of that slice of pizza was now in Pizza Man’s mouth… So he swallowed it, and said to Jenni…

“Whenever you want great pizza Miss Cleamon, just remember to call A Slice of Distinctive Pleasure Pizzeria… And I’ll personally make sure to be the one who will deliver it to you”…

Jenni  chuckled for a few seconds before replying…

“I’ll make sure that I’ll do that Mr. Pizza Man”…

And seconds later, Pizza Man walked out the door, and back to his car to return back to A Slice of Distinctive Pleasure Pizzeria… And as for Jenni, after she locked and closed the door, she made her way to the table in the main room, and grabbed a couple of more slices of pizza out of the All Meat pizza box… And she went on to eat all but one of the slices of pizzas from that box, before going to bed, and having very long and deep sleep (And BTW if you wanted to know, Jenni saved the other two boxes of pizzas for the next couple of days)…

 

Now as for Pizza Man, he returned to A Slice of Distinctive Pleasure Pizzeria at around one-twenty A.M., twenty minutes after it closed. He was there to give the night manager the thirty-five dollars… And – Of course – the Manager wanted to know where was the rest of the money?… So he asked Pizza Man that question…

“Grant…

(the name of Pizza Man)

… There’s only thirty-five dollars here… You’re thirteen fifty short”…

“See… What had happened was that the customer, Miss Cleamon, was short by a few bucks. So I had a long conversation with her, and we came up with a solution”… Answered Pizza Man

Night Manager stared at Grant for a couple of seconds, before saying to him…

“You fucked her… Didn’t ya”???

Then Pizza Man and Night Manager stared at each other in silence for a handful of seconds, before Night Manager broke it by saying…

“That’s the fourth time in the last three months that you’ve done this Grant… This is coming out of your paycheck”…

“I know… But it was worth it… Miss Cleamon is one hot MILF”… Replied Pizza Man.

“If you do this one more time Grant, you’re fired…

The job of Delivery Men at A Slice of Distinctive Pleasure Pizzeria is to deliver pizzas to their customers… We don’t send you out to be a plot for a cheesy B star level porn movie

Now usually Julie closes… But since you want to be an amateur Peter North, you’re gonna lock up this morning…

Now I gotta home to the wife and kids… It’s been a long night and I wanna go to bed…

And I don’t feel I have to say that your little “House call” is coming out of your next check”… Said Night Manger.

Pizza Man just nodded his head in hopes of Night Manager would be done with his conversation with him… And fortunately for Pizza Man, Night Manager was. All he did next was give him a look of disgust for a few more seconds, before he grabbed his belongings and left A Slice of Distinctive Pleasure Pizzeria soon thereafter…

And although Pizza Man really hates locking up (on the nights that Julie doesn’t do it), this particular early morning was a different story… He locked up with a huge smile on his face, and a satisfied Johnson in his pants…

The Man And The Bus Driver Part I Chapter IV: Time Ta Go Praise Da Lord… But First…

(Writer’s Note: I did some A MASSIVE rewriting of this story (it pretty much doubled in size… Which is why I had to break it into four parts), so some links and references that have occurred since the original publish date of this story is now explained)

As the sun began rising on Sunday morning, Catherine began rising up herself from Richard’s broad, muscular, and slightly hairy chocolate chest. And as she began stretching her joints and limbs, the sun began blaring into her eyes, so she rolled over to her side of the bed, and that began to wake up Richard. And as he was getting his bearings together, he asked her…

“What time is it”?…

Catherine took a quick look at the clock, before replying…

“Six thirty”…

So then Richard stretched and yawned for a handful of seconds, before asking Catherine…

“Can I use your bathroom”?…

“It’s the last door on the left”… Replied Catherine.

So Richard got up from out of the bed to stretch and yawn… And as he was doing this, Catherine stared at the fullness that is Richard’s nude body

His approximate six feet one inches tall, muscular… But meaty chest and torso region… And that same description can be said about his thighs as well. So basically, Richard has the body of an NFL fullback… With some extra meat on him…

And shortly after this, when Richard turned around to walk out of the bedroom to go to the bathroom, Catherine got to view the large tattoo that covered a super majority of his back (Writer’s Note: This ain’t the tattoo that I will eventually pick, but after going through the search engines for around thirty minutes, this is the one that will do for now) and also, she got to enjoy the sight of watching Richard’s cheeky butt (Writer’s Note: You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to find pics of black men’s butts (it took me almost an hour to find one I like)… But you Google “Black Women’s Butt”, and that’s a different story… And also, if you wanna see black dick picks… Well…) wiggle in a way that women enjoy that’s hard for a man to explain (and if you’re wondering if this sentence is a bunch of …… Because I couldn’t think of a way to explain a man’s butt in a sexy way at the current moment, then you would be 💯 percent ……), as she smiled and thought naughtily about it…

And she would continue to lay in her bed for just under another minute continuing to have thoughts about Richard’s sexiness, before she got up, stretched out her nude body, and bent down to pick up her black dress, and other clothing paraphernalia (bra and panties, pumps, earrings) that she had slipped off before her night of passion. And as she was focused on picking those items up, Richard had made his way back to the bedroom… And he was welcomed to the luscious sight of Catherine’s juicy ass still bent over. So he said to her…

“Damn… You can bring Benzino and Steebie J back together with an ass like dat”!…

And Catherine was startled for a quick second, before she resumed picking her clothes up and hanging them in the closet…

And after she had finished with that bit of business, Catherine turned back around to the sight of Richard staring at her like the “YOU LIKE THAT” QB stares down the receiver who doesn’t run through the tape, so she was like…

“What”?…

“Just stay like that for a minute”… Replied Richard.

And as Catherine stood there like she was an art exhibit (Writer’s Note: Here’s another interesting artistic pic) Richard looked her up and down, until he noticed…

“You have an interesting belly button ring… So what made you get it”?…

“Honestly… It’s a long story, but the bite size version is around a decade or so ago, me and my best friend Sharice were out partyin’ and gettin’ high and shit, when we decided to get some tats and piercings… This is when I got this ankle tat right here…

But anyway, Sharice and I were debatin’ on what kind of piercing to get… I wanted a clit piercing, but she didn’t. And she wanted a tongue piercing, but I was like “Hell ta da naw”… So we compromised on a navel piercing…

And I forgot how we came upon those rings, but we both liked the set… She got the “Best” bud and I got the “Buds” bud… And it felt really dope and fresh when we first got them, but after a couple of years, it felt played out like 106 & Park after AJ and Free

(Writer’s Note: Another pic… Well because… And another pic… Ya know… Because)

… So we took them out…

But eventually, we came back around to liking them. It felt unique again. So overall, I’m glad we got them”… Replied Catherine.

And this led to a lengthy convo between the two about their various body art, before she began to feel some stomach pains, which signaled to her that it was time to go get something to eat. So Catherine went to put on her “Around the house” robe… Which is a satin chiffon material, lime green color – With – melon and light blue  designed flowered robe.

And afterward, she asked Richard…

“You want somethin’ to eat”?…

“Yeah… After a long night, I’ve gained an appetite”… Replied Richard.

So the two soon thereafter made their way to the kitchen and dining area. Then Catherine went into the fridge to grab some sausage and eggs, before making her way to the stove to fry them. And while that was occurring, Catherine went into her food pantry cabinet to grab a bag of flour, a container of baking powder, salt, a bag of frozen blueberries, a half dozen eggs, and buttermilk, before heading back to the counter to combine the desired amounts that were needed to make blueberry pancakes…

And around a quarter of an hour later, Catherine had concluded making breakfast. And to go with the sausage, eggs, and pancakes, she also poured a couple of glasses of orange juice for herself and Richard as they ate and conversated for around five-sixths of the following half hour, before she looked at the clock and saw that it was seven-thirty. So she said to Richard…

“Lord look at the time… I gotta get ready for church”…

“It’s that late already?… I gotta get to my moms’ house, so I can take her to church”… Replied Richard.

And although she didn’t say this to Richard, Catherine thought to herself…

“A man who takes his mother to church… Lord Jesus YAAS… This man maybe a keeper”!…

So soon thereafter, Richard put the remaining of his clothes and shoes on, before he began walking to Catherine’s front door. And Catherine joined him seconds later, And he went on to tell her that…

“I really  enjoyed our date… And ya know… The after date as well… We should do this again at some point”…

Before he gave Catherine a what was suppose to be a short kiss on the cheek… But he underestimated the sweetness of her skin, so he kept his lips on her cheeks for a bit longer, until he began to have tingling hormonal feelings inside of himself. So he moved his lips from Catherine’s cheek to her lips, as he laid down a long, passionate, and juicy kiss on her…

And as the two got more into their making out session by wrapping their arms around each other and by playing a more aggressive version of “I declare thumb war” with their lips, Richard untied Catherine’s robe, and began sucking on her milk chocolate skinned neck, and shortly thereafter, her 40DD’s, as she began gasping in a pleasured tone…

And as she got more weak in the knees as the seconds ticked away, Richard guided her to the floor, as he spread the lime, melon, and light blue flowered robe as wide open as when you’re being guarded by James Harden. And then he pulled his pants and underwear down to his ankles, before he inserted his now as “Hard as a group firefighters doing a photoshoot” dick into Catherine’s awaiting pussy. And then the two resumed where they left off last night…

As he aggressively went in and out of her like a pride of “This is my only realistic shot at getting something of value for myself and/or my family this year because of a crushing economic system that has very little no value of me” shoppers looking for deals on Black Friday (Writer’s Note: Because it’s the internet people, of course a majority of the comments are classist, fatphobic, and of course everyone’s fave …… … But some comments actually brought a very interesting “Opportunity” for a group of people we don’t want to have these type of opportunities that I haven’t thought of)… And Catherine’s reaction was to just close her eyes and take it in like the citizens of South Florida take in the beautiful sunny weather on most days…

And as the minutes progressed, and the fluid in his family jewels traveled up to his shaft, Richard could feel that he was about to climax sooner than later. So after a couple of more raw strokes, he pulled out of Catherine for good, and held his dick a couple of inches above her lower stomach and naval area… Before a handful of seconds later, the cum began oozing out of it, and unto Catherine’s lower stomach and into her innie belly button and as well as on her “Buds” belly button ring…

 

And after his hand had rung out all the male sexual fluid that was in him, Richard dropped down onto Catherine for a few seconds, before rolling over beside her to lay there for a couple of minutes… And then he remembered that he had to get over to his moms house, so he got up and put his clothes back on, before he asked Catherine…

“You know what time the bus shows up”?…

“Sweetie it’s Sunday… Don’t no bus come out here… I can take you to your mother if you want”?… Replied Catherine.

“I mean you gotta get ready for church…  And that can take awhile”…

Catherine gave Richard a side eye look for that comment…

“It takes my mom an hour and a half, two hours to get ready, and I know how much you ladies love to show out for da lord… Like it’s the black woman’s New York Fashion Week“… Said Richard.

Catherine nodded her head and said…

“Well”…

So yeah… I’ll just get a ride on Voidshade…

“Well aight then”… Said Catherine.

So Richard made his way to the front door, and Catherine once again joined him… But this time, she had disrobed, and now was in the complete chocolate nude…

“Well… I guess I’ll see you on the bus tomorrow huh”?… Said Richard.

“Yeah”… Replied Catherine.

Then Richard opened the door to leave as Catherine closed and locked the door. And afterward, she made her way to the bathroom to take a shower and begin the process of getting ready for a Sunday service that she’ll be most definitely praising the Almighty……….

The Man And The Bus Driver Part I Chapter III: Good Ole Fashion Black Lovin’

(Writer’s Note: I did some A MASSIVE rewriting of this story (it pretty much doubled in size… Which is why I had to break it into four parts), so some links and references that have occurred since the original publish date of this story is now explained)

When they arrived at her place, Catherine said to Richard…

“So you can come in if ya want…”…

And Richard – Of course – accepted that invite…

And after they had gone into her townhouse, Catherine and Richard went to go sit on her couch to stretch and put there feet up – In a metaphoric sense – for a few minutes, before she got up and said to him…

“If you’ll excuse me, but I’m kinda thirsty, so I’m goin’ to the kitchen to get me somethin’ to drink… You want anything while I’m up”?…

“No, not really…

Well maybe a glass of water”… Answered Richard.

So Catherine went to the kitchen and grabbed something to drink and a couple of glasses from one of the cabinets, before returning back to the front room…

“Um after looking for a couple of minutes, I realized that I’m out of water, so I grabbed a bottle of Merlot Red wine… Is that cool”?… Catherine Asked to Richard.

“Yeah… Sure… A friend of mine told me a while back that red wine is more healthier for you than water anyway”… Responded Richard.

“Yeah… Especially tonight”… A smirking Catherine Replied.

And after uncorking the bottle, Catherine filled the two glasses up at approximately the level of the greatest scoring performance – THAT’S ACTUALLY ON VIDEO – in the history of the put the ball through the net sport, as she and Richard sipped on the red wine, while staring at each other with a seductive look for the next couple of minutes…

And Then Richard went in and began kissing and sucking on Catherine’s neck like he was Maximilian and she was the underrated “Mainstream underrated” Rita Veder for a bit. And Catherine responded by closing her eyes, taking a deep breath, and taking it all in like D’Angelo was personally singing “Brown Sugar” and “How Does It Feel” to her…

And as her body temperature rose, and the important parts of her body – For this particular situation – firmed up and moistened, Catherine grabbed Richard’s face and told him to…

“Kiss me”!…

So he took his mouth, teeth, and lips off her neck, and brought them slightly northward to her mouth, and the two began passionately kissing each other… As Catherine’s juicy as Mtume lips and Richard’s thick and full-bodied lips locked together to produce a (insert two people from Love & Hip Hop Atlanta) level fireworks…

And as the two got more and more into each others lips, and the saliva exchanged from one to the other and then back to the original recipient,  Richard began pulling the straps that were on Catherine’s shoulders down her arms as he tried his damndest to get that black maxi dress off her… And after allowing him to do this for a few handfuls of seconds, Catherine stopping kissing Richard’s thick lips to place her right index finger on those full-bodies lips, before proceeding to say to him…

“Follow me to the bedroom…”…

Then Catherine grabbed Richard’s hand, and led him to her bedroom… Where they resumed locking lips as they began taking off each other’s clothes and other paraphernalia. And eventually, when the two were in the nude, both Catherine and Richard got onto her bed and kissed for around a half minute or so, before she reached for her dresser that’s right beside her bed to grab a rubber. She then handed it to Richard, and he slipped it on… Before proceeding to to ask her…

“Top or bottom”?…

“I’m a cowgirl, so I like ta ride”… Replied Catherine.

So Richard laid on his back as Catherine proceeded to get on top of him, and slowly she allowed his well endowed dick to enter her, “It’s been way too long since I’ve had some meat inside of me” pussy. And then Catherine began slowly riding Richard to get a rhythm… And as each stroke progressed, she let more of the enjoyment part of her brain take over from the thinking part… And with that, her gorgeous and voluptuous 40DD breasts began jiggling up and down (Writer’s Note: XXX version… And BBW Black BBW XXX Softcore version) like they were the stocks of Enron and Worldcom in the early 2000’s… And this made Richard even more titillated, so he responded by placing his hands on those voluptuous titties, and palming trying to palm them like Kawhi Leonard palms a basketball for a fortnight or so of very intense strokes…

And although feeling on Catherine’s voluptuous titties was very fulfilling, Richard wanted a taste of those chocolate round mounds, so he tried to moving his head forward towards them, but with his current position, that wasn’t gonna happen, so he told Catherine…

“Move towards me”…

And once Catherine did that, her chocolate round mounds were all up on his face like brown on peanut butter…

And as Richard alternated between breathing and tasting both of the chocolate round mounds, Catherine responded by getting far more aggressive with her riding da cowboy, as she began putting her back and ass into it (Writer’s Note: You probably want the “Explicit” version now dontcha?…)… And Richard made a, “Can I handle all this” look for a couple of seconds, before quickly adjusting and responding by forcefully smacking Catherine’s ass

And as the seconds turned into minutes, and the heat between them led to the perspiration that was dripping off their bodies, Richard and Catherine were also making noises of pleasure, and eventually those noises intensified as she got more creamy, and he was ready to release his cream… And as Richard spent the next minute and a half going in and out of Catherine, his dick swoled as the cream slowly made its way up his shaft. And eventually, he took a deep breath… And it all released into the protective rubber layer that is broadly known as a condom…

And since Richard had reached his climax, he stopped penetrating and just laid on the bed… But Catherine hadn’t reached her peak yet, so she kindly suggested to him…

“Richard… Nigga… I’m not there yet… Let a bitch get her nut off”!…

So Richard went back to stroking Catherine Down for a bit… But he soon stopped because he wanted to give her his best shot. So he grabbed Catherine by the hips and flipped her over so that she was now on the bottom. And Catherine was like, “WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK“… In her mind, because she too discombobulated to utter anything… And before she could process another thought, Richard plunged his not fully erected, but still pretty damn hard dick into her creamin’ pussy…

And Catherine egged Richard on with her voice and shortness of breath for the next few minutes, before finally achieving the “Big O” herself…

And after laying on top of her for a minute and change kissing her juicy lips, Richard got off Catherine to lay next to her. And both he and she laid there for a couple of minutes, before she moved her hands south to his now limp dick. And she had forgotten that Richard still had the rubber on. so she peeled it off and was amazed by the amount of nut that was in it. So she said to him…

“I know it’s been a while for me, but how long has it been for you”?…

Catherine then tossed the used rubber in the trash bin that’s right next to the bed

And after rolling back over onto the bed, she placed her head on Richard’s slightly hairy, but mostly smooth chest, as she felt the heartbeat rhythms of his still comin’ down from an orgasm body…

And soon thereafter, Richard began caressing Catherine’s face and hair, as he began humming some rhythmic noise for both of them to listen to… And quite a few minutes later, Catherine said to Richard…

“Thank you for giving me the best night I’ve had since I can remember Richard… I forgot how good a man can make you feel”…

“Well to be honest with ya Catherine, I’ve had few more enjoyable nights myself”… Replied Richard.

And with that being said, Catherine continued to lay her head on Richard’s chest for some time, before asking him to grab the remote that’s on top of her drawer. And when he handed it to her, she turned on the stereo that’s nearby to a slow jamz channel. and the two laid there listening to some music as Richard continued to caress her face and hair, as well as adding her butt to the rotation. And they went on to kiss and make out for a few jamz, before they eventually fell asleep…

The Man And The Woman Bus Driver Part I Chapter II: Lawd… That’s A Lot Of Conversationing

(Writer’s Note: I did some A MASSIVE rewriting of this story (it pretty much doubled in size… Which is why I had to break it into four parts), so some links and references that have occurred since the original publish date of this story is now explained)

And now that she knew that she was gonna be busy on Saturday evening, Catherine had to get someone to babysit the kids. So she called her younger sister…  And after initially being resistant (Saturday night means… Ya know ……….

But once big sis told her about her date, lil sis was willing to sacrifice a night of………. For big sis’s romantic life. Lil Sis has been trying hook big sis up with someone for the last half a year, but big sis wasn’t in the mood for a man, so that was pretty much that…

So anyway, with that now taken care of, Catherine turned her attention to preparing for the date…

It’s been almost a full calendar year since Catherine has been on a date, and she wanted to look good. So on Saturday morning, she went to the spa to get a manicure, pedicure, and facial… A very #TeamPamperYoSelf type of thing. Then after she had expired her time at the salon, Catherine went to the salon to get her hair done…

And for the past few months, Catherine had worn various hairstyles that featured extensions (currently, she’s wearing a braided hairstyle, with a long curly hair extension piece on top of them… And to be 💯, I have no idea what this hairstyle is called… All I know is that I like really like the woman with that hairstyle… Particularly when she was more “Urban” voluptuous, but even with a more “Mainstream Appeal” voluptuous body, I still crush for her… Now back to the regularly scheduled story), but now she wanted to rock her natural hair. So she decided to get a braided hairstyle, and eventually, she decided on the Whoopi Goldberg braids from The Color Purple… AKA The Celie Twists

And hours later, when Richard arrived at Catherine’s townhouse at around five-thirty in the evening, he was mesmerized by her beauty…

She had on a black sleeveless tank top maxi dress, that went all the way down to her ankles… With the left leg having a slit that went from her thigh to ankle… Which allowed Richard full view of the dark chocolate leather two inch pumps that matched Catherine’s skin tone)…

“Come in… I just need to put a couple of more things on, and then I’ll be ready”… Said Catherine…

Which snapped Richard back to reality, as he soon thereafter entered Catherine’s townhouse…

And as she was putting her Bee earrings and some perfume on to put the final touches on her outfit, Richard said to Catherine…

“You look absolutely stunning”…

“Thank you… I spent a great amount of time and money to look this good”… Responded Catherine.

“It was time well spent”… Replied Richard.

And Catherine responded by shooting one of those, “I really like you” smirks at Richard, before saying to him…

“You look pretty damn fine yourself… Outchea looking like Gerald McCoy’s older brother”…

And besides resembling a multi-million dollar star defensive end – In Catherine’s eyes -, she also liked his clothing choice… Which consisted of…

Light blue dress slacks, with a gray dress shirt, and dark blue dress shoes… And to complete the look, he had a fresh new cut for this occasion…

After after giving his body the stare down for a few seconds, Catherine couldn’t help but notice that great scent that was radiating from Richard’s skin. So she asked him…

“What kind of cologne are you wearing?…

Hugo Boss No. 6,.. It cost me sixty five dollars… So it better smell good”… Answered Richard.

Richard only wears this cologne on special occasions because… One: It’s so damn expensive… And Two: He ain’t a huge cologne person…

So anyway, Richard and Catherine conversated for a few more minutes, before the two walked to her car to head to “Lawd Help Me, I’m Turnt Up” … And at the aforementioned play, Richard and Catherine laughed their asses off to the point of tears

And after “Lawd Help Me, I’m Turnt Up” had concluded, both Catherine and Richard had amassed a large appetite, so they headed to a nice restaurant establishment named The Queen’s Courtyard – A mid range restaurant that’s very nice and luxurious… But not so luxurious where you have a take out a second mortgage just to eat there -, to eat dinner … And during the almost hour and a half that they were eating and conversating, the two got to know more about each other…

“So where do you work”?… Asked Catherine.

“The Iron Hammer Appliance Shop… We fix almost anything that’s broken… From refrigerators to couches to tables to tv’s to cabinets and beds, and almost any other thing that you can think of”… Answered Richard.

“So is there money in fixing things”?… Asked Catherine.

“Has Tyler Perry been makin’ the same damn movie for the past decade?…

You’ll be amazed just how many people come in everyday needing something to be fixed… Believe me when I tell you, that it’s the most stable job I’ve ever worked… Plus I have good benefits… I can definitely see myself doing this until I retire”… Replied Richard.

“So, why do you catch the bus when you have a good paying job”?… Asked Catherine.

“Because I have to pay child support for my son… And with rent, bills, and other unexpected life shit, I just don’t feel like buying just any car right now… And honestly, I’m saving up to get my dream car… Which I should be able to buy around six months from now… Provided there ain’t any unexpected issues that arise”…

“So how did you get to my place”?… Asked Catherine.

“The same way you see me everyday”… Answered Richard.

“You know the buses run much slower on the weekends… Particularly in my neighborhood”… Said Catherine.

“Yeah I know… It took me two and a half hours to get to your place…  But after seeing what you have on, it was worth it”… Responded Richard.

And Catherine was flummoxed by the second half of Richard’s sentence… As it cause her to  forget what she was gonna say, so she just said what was currently on her mind…

“… Thank you… I really can’t think of anything else to say right now”…

“How bout ‘Lets order something to eat'”… Said Richard.

“… Okay”… Replied Catherine.

So Richard and Catherine spent the following couple of minutes going through the expansive menu of The Queen’s Courtyard, before he decided on an order of Baked Garlic Parmesan Chicken, with Tomato Bacon Gravy spread on top of it. A large Sriracha Biscuit, and Brown Spanish Rice to finish off the food part of his order… And for the drink part, he went with a Watermelon Lemonade with some Kiwi mixed in for a more unique flavor… And as for Catherine, she ordered a couple of Tangy BBQ Ribs, a large Caramel Apple Pork Chop (she was really in peak carnivorous mood this evening), Creamy Spiced Coleslaw and a medium sized version of this delicious tater tot casserole that’s too loaded to even began to describe as side dishes… And orange soda to wash this on fleek meal down with…

And as Richard and Catherine spent the majority of the next hour  – Delightfully – feasting on their savory meals, the two conversated about amount a number subjects… Such as…

“So I see you love your meat”… Said Richard…

“Yeah I’ve barely eaten anything today… Except for an egg and tomato sandwich I had this morning, So honestly, I’m hungrier than a mug right now”… Replied Catherine.

“So what do you eat regularly”?… Asked Richard.

“A less fancy version of what’s on my plate… I eat pork chops, ribs, sausage, bacon, sirloin, brisket, and turkey as well… What can I say I stans for meat… Said Catherine.

“I can see all that meat has been distributed throughout your body”… Responded Richard.

And Catherine responded by just staring at Richard with a, “Well played” look on her face…

“I love meat myself, so I ain’t complainin’… Although I prefer the lean meats of chicken, fish, and lamb…

So besides meat, what else do you eat”?…  Asked Richard.

“Pizza, pasta, salads… And I really love Chinese food… And I especially like the sweet and sour rice with pork… And chicken as well… And the Crab Rangoon is da bomb… I go by Lucky Yangs’  a couple of times a week after I get off work”… Replied Catherine.

“Lucky Yangs’… I’m not that familiar with it”… Said Richard.

“Well you don’t know what you’re missin’…  Once you try one of their Pork and Shrimp Egg Rolls or Youtiao, you’ll be a customer fo life… I’ll have to take you there one day. Me and the owner are friendly with each other”…

So Catherine and Richard conversated about food for a handful of more minutes, as they continued to feast on their respective meals..,  And eventually, the subject of the convo changed to…

“So what do when you have some free time”?… Asked Richard.

“When you’re in effect much a single mother with three kids, free time is like that long awaited Xscape reunion tour… It’s non existent”… Replied Catherine.

And Both she and Richard chuckled for a few seconds, before he went on to say…

“Yeah I can understand that sentiment… Ever since I had my son, I Don’t go clubbin’ anymore… Well maybe once every few months… I mean da club is da club ya know”…

And they both chuckled for a couple of seconds, Before Catherine said…

“I wouldn’t know… I haven’t been in one in years… Plus I’m way pass the backin’ that ass up phase of my life”…

“You know you’re never to old to drop it like it like it’s hot

But seriously, with a mouth to feed I had to get serious about my life and career… It wasn’t just about me anymore… So I enrolled in Technical School and got my degree, so I was able to give my son a good life… A better life than I had when I grew up”… Said Richard.

“I can definitely respect that… A man that stops actin’ like a child when he has a child, and steps up like an actual man is sadly a compliment in today’s society”… Responded Catherine.

“Baby Daddy problems uh”??? Said Richard.

“This date would last to I have to go back to work on Monday if I were to talk about… Yeah”… Responded Catherine.

“Well okay then… Let’s change the subject…

Um lets see… What kind of music you like listenin’ to”?… Asked Richard.

“I keep it in the nineties… Xscape, TLC, En Vogue, Zhane, Brownstone, Brian McKnight, Jodeci, Mary, Maxwell, D’Angelo… You get the drift… And O yeah, SWV… How could I forget about them… They’re my favorite music group…

And I like some of the ladies of today like Ledisi, Chrisette Michele, Jazmine Sullivan… I really like her… She reminds me so much of Anita Baker…

So yeah, I’m a real R&B head”… Answered Catherine.

“So do you listen to any other music”??? Asked Richard.

“O gawd yes… I listen to gospel, jazz, funk, some crunk… Really anything soulful… Because if it’s soulful, then you know it’s good”… Answered Catherine.

“Well I primary listen to hip hop… I really like The Game, Kanye, HOV, Kendrick Lamar, Drake… I like his style”… Said Richard.

“Drake… Oh, he’s that light skin singin’ nigga that my daughter really likes”… Said Catherine.

“Yeah… And what’s wrong with changin’ the game”?… Asked Richard.

“Prince changed changed the game… Minnie Riperton changed the game… The Sequence changed the game…

(Writer’s Note: I don’t pay attention to Pop Culture, but after reading my fair share of the comments on that song, I feel like I have a moral obligation to link to the song that won the 2k16 Record of the Year Grammy, because it has too many similarities… And you can make up your own mind about it… And P.S. Here’s an article that goes more in depth about the issue)

…Drake is just a below average rapper and singer who because of the low standard of music that comes out today is seen as a game changin’ artist, when all he his is a more popular Snow“… Stated Catherine.

“Well we’re gonna just have to agree to disagree about this… Can’t hate on the new generation just because they do it differently than the past generations”… Responded Richard.

And as he was saying this, Catherine was once again looking at the menu, because she had acquired a sweet tooth. And after going through the dessert options for a minute or so, she decided to order a slice of strawberry pie… And once the pie was delivered to Catherine, she still had over half of the tater tot casserole on her plate… And this led Richard to ask her…

“You done with those tots”?…

“Yeah… I’m eating dessert now… You want the rest”?… Responded Catherine.

“Yeah… It does look rather delicious”… Replied Richard.

So Catherine gave him the remainder of the tater tot casserole, and around a minute and a half later, their conversation resumed…

“I wanted to tell you earlier, but there were other things on my mind… But I wanted to say that I love your new hairdo… It really compliments your skin tone and body”… Said Richard.

“Thank you… I just felt like changin’ it up… I felt like doing it for awhile, but… I was just lazy. There was no reason for me to do it… But this date was the motivation for me to go head with it”… Responded Catherine.

“Well it looks good on ya…

You know I was thinkin’ about growing my hair out and gettin’ some dreads… I’ve had short hair all my life, and it would be interesting to see what I look like with longer hair”… Said Richard.

“Well I don’t really see what’s wrong with your hair now… You look pretty damn fine with it…

I just wish that my legs could be as naturally smooth as that face of yours… Shiiid… Do you know all the shaving and waxing I had done to my legs earlier today for this date?… Tryin’ to get those Tina Turner legs?… Responded Catherine.

“I… I really don’t know how to answer that with a response that doesn’t sound corny or could be unintentionally offensive… I just know that I like you in that dress”… Replied Richard.

“Well this is my special occasion dress… I only pull it out once every blue moon…  I like the slimming effect of this dress…  But the one thing I don’t like about it is that it makes my butt look smaller… And I don’t like that… I like for men to know that I’m packin’ a lot in this wagon… But you already know that huh Mr. Richard”?… Said Catherine.

Richard had a “I don’t know what the hell you’re talkin’ about” look on his face for a few seconds, before Catherine answered that question…

“You think I didn’t see you lookin’ at my butt on the bus earlier in the week”?… Said Catherine.

And Richard responded by shooting a, “Ya got me” smile at Catherine, before going on to say…

“So you saw that huh”?…

“You weren’t very coy in tryin’ to hide your interests in my trunk“… Replied Catherine.

Well…”… Said Richard.

……….

“So since you got a good view of it, what is your opinion of the badonkadonk”?…

And Richard thought about it for a few seconds, before saying…

“I’m not good at describing things… Particularly an ass… But lets see… It’s firm… But also soft enough that you can lay your head on… I can tell that you do some butt exercises, because you don’t have a butt like that after havin’ three kids…

And I would also like to see dat ass uncovered in the nude, so I can tell you more about it”…

“Interesting observations”… Replied Catherine.

“I’m not done yet…

I also wonder is dat ass covered in a thong, or a more traditional panty”?… Responded Richard.

“Well maybe you’ll find out… Maybe you won’t”… Replied Catherine.

And Catherine and Richard stared at each other for a handful of seconds, before he said…

“Well I don’t know about you, but I’m stuffed”…

Then Richard motioned to the waiter for the check. And the two grabbed their belongings, as Richard went into his pocket to grab his wallet to pay the bill… But Catherine interrupted this process to tell him that…

“It’s 2015, women have advanced enough to pay for our half of the check… But I appreciate the gesture…

And also, I might take you up on this gesture in the future”…

“Okay… You’re the boss“… Replied Richard.

And after the bill was paid, Catherine and Richard made their way out of The Queen’s Courtyard, and to her SUV. And some point in the very near distant future, they arrived back at her place…

The Man And The Woman Bus Driver Part I Chapter I: The Introduction

(Writer’s Note: I did some A MASSIVE rewriting of this story (it pretty much doubled in size… Which is why I had to break it into four parts), so some links and references that have occurred since the original publish date of this story is now explained)

For the last week and a half, Richard Morgan has usually been the first person to board the bus on 72nd and Woodland Road, at around five fifteen in the morning… He swiped his bus pass card, and went to his seat, before he then usually put his headphones up to his ears to listen to some music on his phone, while the bus got him to his destination – Around thirty minutes later – to his job…

Then on one particular early morning, it had been raining cats and dogs for the previous few hours, so Richard was very relieved when the bus arrived. And while he was swiping his bus card, Richard said to the bus driver that…

“it’s like a monsoon out there”!…

“Tell me about it… I could barely see on my drive in (to work) today… And it’s hard driving this bus with all this rain and darkness… I had to slow down to make sure that I don’t hit anything”… Replied Bus Driver.

And Richard and Bus Driver conversated about the weather for a few more minutes, before he went to sit down and soon thereafter, put his headphones on to listen to some music… And she… Well… continued driving the bus…

So anyway, over the next few days, Richard and Bus Driver conversated about a myriad of subjects…

The first morning was about the football game the previous night. He talked about some of the biggest plays of the game. Bus Driver watched the game as well, but she’s not a fan of the team. She’s a fan of a team from the other conference…

The next day, the convo was about a massive fire that happened across town. And Bus driver told Richard that she frequents that area on a regular basis…

The third day, the two talked about something a celebrity did that was in the news… But you probably don’t care about the story,and I don’t feel like going in detail about it, so lets keep it moving

And also during these conversations, Richard found out that Bus Driver’s name is Catherine…

So anyway, Richard and Catherine continued to conversate about a diverse number of topics over the coming days… And then one morning – While he was swiping his buss pass card -, Richard just stared at Catherine’s face for a few seconds (in a way that she didn’t noticed, because you ain’t tryin’ to look like a creep when you’re checking somebody out), and began to realize how cute she is. So he decided right then that he needed to know if she was single or not…

And just over a minute later, Richard began shooting his shot

“You know I read this article a few days ago

(actually, it was months ago… But I digress)

…About people forgiving their partner for cheating on them… I can forgive a lot of things, but I don’t think I could forgive that… No matter how much I loved her”…

“That a no no for me… If you stick your hot dog in someone else’s buns, then you most definitely will never stick it in my oven again”… Responded Catherine.

“Well okay then… So I guess it’s one strike and you’re out then huh”??? Asked Richard.

“Yep… Pretty much… Catherine King don’t play that shit… When you commit to a partner, you are with that one and only person until death do you part… Or until you break up… Whichever one happens first… Ya know”… Answered Catherine.

“So I’m guessin’ that you’ve never been cheated on”?… Asked Richard.

“O Jesus no… My man knows better… If he even thunk it, I would put his hot dog in a grinder”… Answered Catherine.

(Writer’s Note: I wanted to link to a picture of a grinded hot dog, but couldn’t find one… And after searching Google for a few minutes, I’m glad that I stopped eating meat a few months ago. Also, I’m not judging anyone… Everyone has their personal preference 🐂🐓🐄🐖🐷)

“So what about you… Have you cheated before?… Asked Richard.

“No… I believe if I wanna sleep with someone else, then I shouldn’t be with the man that I’m with… That’s when I knew it was over between my son’s father and myself… i was really attracted to a couple of men, and came really close to sleeping with one of them… But since I’m a God Fearing woman, I was able to keep my desires to myself… Until he and I split a few weeks later…

You know ironically, i didn’t sleep with either of those men, I just wanted out the relationship with my ex”… Answered Catherine.

“So your current man is reapin’ all the benefits from those desires huh”?… Stated Richard.

“Yeah… Me and my man Chiwetel Ejiofer have fun every night… I ride him like one of those jockeys rides a Kentucky Derby horse…

Baby I’m as single as Chuck Noland on that Island… Shhhiiid, I don’t even have a Wilson for companionship…

But I thank God for God and for my kids… Couldn’t ask for better children”… Responded Catherine.

Then… Other people began getting on the bus in earnest (a few had gotten on during the convo, but now the morning audience was arriving in full force), so the convo transitioned to something more less personal to a more barber or beauty shop conversation… Which also meant that Richard didn’t ask Catherine out on a date, but he now knew that she’s available, so he would wait for a better opportune time to shoot that shot…

 

A few mornings later, Richard and Catherine were once again conversating about something, when a wheel chaired person boarded the bus. So Catherine got up from the driver’s seat, to lift up one of the passenger seats, so that the wheel chaired person could be seated there. And as she was busy with this, Richard had a front row seat to just how alluring Catherine’s five feet six tall, and very very voluptuous body really is. And although he had seen her lips on regularity, he now viewed them in a more beautiful and succulent light, with the glistening red lipstick… Which blended perfectly with her perky cheeks…

Now as much as Richard was impressed with Catherine’s facial features, his attention was primarily focused on her butt… And that was a hypnotizing experience… Even if it was as temporary as Kevin Federline being an A list celebrity (Writer’s Note: Extra pic because… Well you’ll see)… And for the handful of seconds that his eyes were fixated on Catherine’s rump shaker (Writer’s Note: Also the version that I grew up listening to), he wondered to himself about what do the cheeks look like underneath those navy blue trousers…

Are there any dimples?… What about tattoos?… Is it firm like an east coast rap group, or was it as jiggly as a bowl of instant jello?…

And since those question wouldn’t be answered immediately – Or perhaps ever… Okay, yes it will -, Richard put his earphones on to listen to some music on his phone to mentally prepare himself for his work day… And seconds later, Catherine had finished securing the handicapped person to the seat area, before proceeding to walk back to the driver seat… And it was at this precise moment that Richard made up his mind that he was gonna ask Catherine out on a date… On a later date…

 

And so on the following morning, after Richard had swiped his bus pass card, he asked Catherine…

“How was your evening”?…

“Just got some sleep, helped the kids out with their homework… Nothin’ out of the ordinary”… Responded Catherine.

“Well I have an extra ticket to “Lawd Help Me, I’m Turnt Up…

(a play that is very popular with the Def Comedy Jam, Comic View, and Kings and Queens of Comedy demographic)

… On Saturday, and the person I was gonna go with pulled out a couple of days ago, So I have an extra ticket”…  Said Richard.

“Are you serious?… I’ve been trying to get tickets to ‘Lawd Help Me. I’m Turnt up’ since forever”… Responded Catherine.

(but they sold out faster than the SI Swimsuit edition with Ashley Graham for the “Plus Size” “Mainstream Appeal Plus Size” demographic)

“Well it’s an open invitation”… Said Richard.

“How much”?… Asked Catherine.

(because these tickets cost a grip)

“Just for you to go with me”… Responded Richard.

“Okay then… You have a date”… Said Catherine.

Then Richard and Catherine went on to exchange numbers to hash out all the remaining details, before they went on to conversate about some other things, and before he went to work, and she continued on with her day driving the bus…