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The Jerome and Jessica Story Chapter I: Here’s To Getting Fired

It’s just your typical day at The Gosh Darn Best Burgers Joint. The cooks were frying the burgers, fries, onion rings, and tater tots. The order takers and cashiers were taking orders and collecting the money respectively. And a couple of other workers were mopping the floor, and wiping the tables. And the Manager was doing managing shit, but for two of the employees of The Gosh Darn Best Burgers Joint, Jerome Meeks and Jessica Minks, they had had it with these typical days.

For Jerome, he started working at The Gosh Darn Best Burgers Joint two years earlier, just before his 20th birthday. He started off getting paid $7.50/hr as a cook… Who also wiped tables, mopped the floor, cleaned the restrooms, and took the trash out. The Manager (the first of six that he would see over the next two years) told him that if he worked hard, he would move up the totem pole, and make more money.

Two years later, Jerome is still just a cook… Who still also wiped tables, mopped the floor, cleaned the restrooms, and took the damn trash out for just… $7.50/hr. He went to whatever Manager was in charge at the moment to ask for a raise. And each time, he heard the same answer… We’ll get back to you. Finally, two years later – A few weeks after his twenty-first birthday -, Jerome realized that he wasn’t gonna get anywhere at the The Gosh Darn Best Burgers Joint. So he decided that he was gonna quit his job… But there was just one problem…

Now as for Jessica, her story is pretty similar to Jerome… With some differences. She started working at The Gosh Darn Best Burgers Joint two and a half years earlier, when she was twenty-one. She started off working in the back, flipping burgers, frying fries, and other foods, as well as mopping the floor, cleaning the restrooms, and taking the trash out… While making $7.50/hr. And just as the Manager said to Jerome, Jessica was told that if she worked hard enough and stayed patient, then she’ll move up the ladder, and make more money.

But unlike Jerome, Jessica did manage to get a raise. After six months of flipping burgers, she was promoted to order taker/cashier, where she got a fifty cents per hour raise. Jessica was ecstatic, and thought that eventually, she’ll be able to make decent money – For a fast food joint -, and spring board that to a good paying job. But for the past two years, she’s been stuck at $8/hr. So finally, a year after her promotion and raise, Jessica asked The Manager for a new raise.

The Manager said to her, “Didn’t you just get a raise”?

Jessica replied back to him, “Yeah, a year ago”.

“I’ll get back to you”, said The Manager.

He never got back to her.

A new manager came in and Jessica asked him for a raise, but he basically blew her off like the previous manager did. And after that manager was transferred to another location, the new manager, Mr. Armour came in. And just like she did with the previous managers, Jessica asked Mr. Armour for a raise… And he avoided giving her an answer just like the previous managers did. And she was growing more restless by the day. But eventually, Mr. Armour gave Jessica the raise she’s been asking for over a year for. He gave her a penny per hour raise. Jessica felt like that was a slap in the face. She knew she wasn’t being taken seriously, and that she would have to quit, and go work elsewhere if she was gonna give herself a better life… But there was just one problem…

Jerome and Jessica faced the same problem… The current job market. It wasn’t the height of The Great Recession, but getting a job – Even at a fast food burger joint – was still damn near impossible. There are four job applications for every job. So it would pretty much be impossible for the two to get another job. And if they did quit this job, they couldn’t get unemployment. So the two were stuck with this crappy job for a while. But there was one thing about The Gosh Darn Best Burgers Joint job that Jerome and Jessica did like… Each other.

 

Over the two years that Jerome and Jessica have been working together, they hadn’t said much to each other (except for work related stuff), but over the past month or so, Jessica has been noticing that Jerome has been checking her out. So she finally decided to approach him during their lunch break. She told him that she’s been noticing him checking her out. Jerome replied by telling Jessica that yeah he has. She then asked him why didn’t he just approach her? She doesn’t bite. Jerome pushed his shoulders up to signal to her that he didn’t know.

Anyway, Jerome and Jessica conversated about how much they were feeling each other for the next couple of minutes, before the conversation turned to how much they hated this job…

Jessica started it off by taking a look at the clock on the wall, and then stating that she has another four and a half more hours before she gets off. She went on to say that she wished that she could just quit this job, but… Bills, food, rent. You know, life shit. Jerome shared a similar sentiment, and added that he hoped to save up some money over the coming months, so he could to school and get a degree in something so he can get a real job. Jessica echoed that sentiment.

Anyway, the two conversated for a handful of more minutes before their break had concluded, but the objective of the convo had been accomplished… And that was Jerome and Jessica were mutually sexually attracted to each other. So soon thereafter, the two began a “Who can top the other” flirting game with each other…

Jerome started it off by humping a mop stick, and lip synching Trey Songz Na Na to her while they were on break. It made Jessica laugh, but she made sure to not laugh too hard, because she didn’t want to bring any attention to the situation. Anyway, she responded by picking up a french fry and licking her lips, before she placed it into her mouth and began sucking on it. Jerome just stared at Jessica, because there simply wasn’t anything he could say.

The two went back and forth with their flirtatious game, when Jerome decided to up the ante when he whipped out his dick and wiggled it for Jessica. She looked genuinely surprised at first, but eventually shot a “Boy you so crazy” smile at him, before walking away. Meanwhile, later in the day, Jerome was in the back room where the ice machine was to fill up a bucket to put in the ice machine in the front. And while he was doing that, Jessica so happened to walk in. The two stared at each other for a couple of seconds, before she walked up to his face, and kissed him. Seconds later, she turned around and slightly lowered her pants to show him her thong and cheeks, before she backed it up into his groin area. Jerome let out a gasp, before Jessica said to him,

“If you play your cards right, You’ll experience a lot more of this”…

Then she walked out the room to get back to the front area to take orders and cashier. And all Jerome could do was put some ice down his pants and get his mind back focused on the job at hand.

Now that Jerome and Jessica had made their intentions for each other very clear, they skipped most of the conversating and flirting the next day when they were on break, and went to a secluded area to make out with each other. And around a minute into their make out session, Jerome began groping Jessica’s butt, and then tried to put his hands down her pants, but she stopped him, and told him that she’s bleeding, so there would be nothing going on between them this day… But she did reach into his pants to pull his dick out to jack him off (she felt that she owed him that much since… Well… You know).

Afterwards, Jerome caught up with Jessica before they went back to work. He asked her did she still wanna get fired? She stared at him with a blank stare. So Jerome said to her that if she still did, then the two could fuck in the food preparation area, and that would definitely get them fired, and they would be able to get unemployment. Jessica shot a “Are you fucking crazy” look at Jerome, so he went on to further explain his reasoning… And that was because the Manager (Mr. Armour) and Corporate wouldn’t want the tape of the them having sex getting out. And after listening to his explanation, Jessica began to understand the method to his madness, but she still worried that Corporate would press charges against them. Jerome countered that by saying that they would want the tape of them to disappear (you don’t want footage of two people having sex where the food your customers eat is prepared at to get out to the public and become a huge media story). Then he told Jessica to think about it, and then he went back to the room where the mop and cloths were at to get back to work mopping the floor and wiping the tables.

Jessica thought about Jerome’s proposition for the remainder of the day and the following day as well, but eventually decided that she wasn’t bout that life. She hated this job, but she didn’t wanna take the chance to get in legal trouble trying to get fired.

Anyway, so a couple of more days passed and it was payday. Jessica had just finished working her regular work hours, plus two and a half hours overtime. She got her paycheck for the last two weeks of work… And once again, she was reminded about how hard she works for very little pay, when she stared at her paycheck and saw just over five hundred dollars for eighty hours of work. And then she did the math in her head about how much money she made today and this evening, and she realized that after taxes, she made only $67.20 for ten and a half hours of work. So as she stared at this paycheck while puffing on a cigarette, Jessica came to the conclusion that she had to make a change in her life, or she was gonna be stuck working this shitty minimum wage job (or others like this), and struggling for the rest of her life.

So the next day at work, Jessica had a conversation with Jerome during break. She told him that she was down for having sex in the food preparation area, and also that she was off. Then the two began planning out where they were gonna have sex at and other details.

Meanwhile, later in the night, Jerome and Jessica volunteered to close up the joint (the person who normally does it had to leave early because of an emergency), and after they had finished with all the closing up stuff, the two went back to the food preparation area. Jerome told Jessica where the cameras were located, and then they waved at one of them, before Jessica placed her hands on a counter and spread her legs. Then Jerome proceeded to walk over to Jessica to pull her pants and thong down to her knees. And after he pulled his pants and boxers down to his ankles, Jerome slid his dick into Jessica’s pussy…

And as amazingly as it sounds, Jessica was more into the sex in the beginning than Jerome was, because as soon as he entered her, she began to make loud noises from her mouth. Jerome was taken aback, because he thought she was faking it. So he told her that she didn’t have to make all those noises. That just them having sex was enough (for them to get fired). Jessica responded by telling him to shut the fuck up and just keep going in and out of her. Jerome obliged, and some minutes later, liquid began to stream from out of her pussy and down her inner thighs. And soon thereafter, Jessica squirted and let out a prolonged orgasmic noise. This turned Jerome on, and it led him to pound her pussy more fiercely until he finally was about to climax…

He pulled out of Jessica, and came on her tattoo covered lower back, and afterwards, the two panted for a handful of seconds, before she told Jerome to wipe his cum from her lower back. So he ran to the restroom to grab a couple of towels, before he returned to the food preparation area and wiped off her lower back. Then the two pulled up their clothes and got themselves situated.

About a minute and half later, Jerome grabbed a couple of styrofoam cups, and poured some root beer soda into them. Then he put a lid on the two cups and grabbed a couple of straws, before he gave one of each to her. Then he went on to say to Jessica…

“Here’s to us gettin’ fired”…

And Jessica replied back by saying, “And here’s to us gettin” unemployment”…

Jerome & Jessica clinged there styrofoam cups together in celebration, and sipped on their cups of root beer soda. Then the two left The Gosh Darn Best Burgers Joint together as she drove him to his place (he doesn’t have a car)…

Caught In The Heatwave

Summer is the season for kids to enjoy all the free time that they’ve earned from being cuked up in the education center for the past eight and a half to nine months – Unless if you’re one of the unlucky ones that’s forced to spend another six weeks there because although mom and’or dad loves you more than Piers Morgan loves interjecting himself into subjects that no one wants his opinion on, they don’t wanna deal with yo hopped on all that sugary kiddy products butt all day -, BBQ cookouts, fireworks, bikinis, and of course, so hot that you can cook an egg on asphalt weather… Which is the prequel to one of the more the most unpleasant thing about the season… Hot as the “President not grabbing that blue dress so all of that shit that happened afterward would’ve been prevented” heatwaves… Which also means that you better make sure that your method of cooling yourself doesn’t malfunction, because if it does, you’re gonna feel like …..

And that’s exactly what Cierra Varner was thinking, as she stood beside her refrigerator, drinking a glass of ice cold water that gave her a momentary relief from the hell on earth feeling that she’s been having for the past three days…

 

For the past ten days, the city of Chitroit (pronounced Psy-Troit) has been going through it’s hottest heatwave in over a century. The average temperature over the last week and a half has been one hundred and two degrees (Fahrenheit). The highest was one hundred and fourteen degrees (Fahrenheit), and the low… Just a measly ninety-six degrees (Fahrenheit). And tragically – But expected -, the heatwave has been the deadliest on record. It has already taken the lives of twenty-six people, and has sent one hundred ninety-eight others to the hospital…

So as this heatwave was a life threatening or flat out deadly experience on many citizens of Chitroit, it was just an annoying and uncomfortable experience for Cierra… But that all changed on day eight of the hell on earth heatwave, when her air conditioner went out. And she spent the next three days sweating like Brian Williams hooked up to a lie detector test

So anyway, at first Cierra tried to play it cool – Pun unintended -, by just drinking a couple of gallons of water a day, but as soon as the water went down her throat, it was going right back out through her sweat glands. Cierra also tried running a few fans at the same time, but if you know anything about running a fan in scorching weather, then you know all that does is blow the heat directly back towards to…, Which makes the situation much worse. So the only thing Cierra could do to stay – Somewhat – cool was shower every hour or two, and just wear bra and panties (Writer’s Note: I really really tried looking for an image of a sweaty woman in bra and panties, or a wet woman in bra and panties – Or even a bikini – that wasn’t explicitly sexual… But there is not one of them on the big two search engines… Guess that should tell ya somethin’ huh) for most of the time she was home (she didn’t feel comfortable walking around naked, or even topless, because there are quite a few windows in her apartment, and although they’re covered up most of the time, Cierra didn’t want to take the chance of slipping up, and having some pervert getting a peek at her body, and then posting that footage online for other perverts to get their rocks off to).

So anyway, after doing the shower every hour or two and walking around in bra and panties thing for a couple of days, Cierra thought about moving to Antarctica… If only for a few minutes. But the good news for her was that her three day hellish nightmare was about to – Mercifully – come to an end…

 

A half an hour after her moving to Antarctica fantasy thoughts, Cierra’s phone rang. It was the air conditioner man calling to tell her that he would be at her place in twenty minutes to fix the air conditioner. And after she hung up the phone, Cierra immediately went to the bathroom, hopped into the shower, and ran the cold water for the next dozen or so minutes, until her body temperature cooled down to a level she felt comfortable – Relatively speaking – with. Then she went back to the front room to wait for the Air Conditioner Man to show up…

And exactly a touchdown and two point conversion of minutes later, there was a knock on Cierra’s door, and without hesitation, she walked up to it, unlocked it, and let the person in… And it was Air Conditioner Man. And Cierra was so out of it from the heat that she didn’t realize – Or care – that Air Conditioner Man was distracted when he told her that his name is…

“Brent Norwood… And I’m here to fix your air conditioner”…

And Brent said this to Cierra as he was doing his best job to just stare at her face, but it was very hard to not try to sneak a peek at her pointy nipples, which were now very visible through her sweat drenched bra…

So anyway, after letting Brent in, Cierra walked slowly and despondently back to the table in the kitchen. And as she was doing that, her white panty briefs rode up into her crack… So much so that much of her cheeks could now be seen. And add to that that Cierra’s cheeks were gyrating back and forth so much. that you would’ve sworn for a second that you were looking at jello. And this led Brent to think of some really thirsty thoughts about Cierra’s cakes for a bit… But he’s here to do a job, and that’s what he eventually got his mind back on, as he went to the area where her air conditioner is to began fixing it…

And as Brent was fixing Cierra’s air conditioner, he frequently took a momentarily break to take a long look at Cierra’s sweaty and glistening body. And although he’s here to do a job, that was becoming a harder objective to focus on, when you come to the realization that there’s a half naked woman sitting across the room… But since Brent prides himself on being a professional, he managed his thirst level, and maintained his focus on fixing the air conditioner…

And as Brent was figuring out what the problem is with her air conditioner, Cierra was sitting on a barstool in the kitchen, roasting like a hen in the oven, when she stood up to walk five feet to the refrigerator to grab a large 32 oz cup of ice water. And she went on to drink approximately half of the water, before she lowered the cup from her mouth, stared at it for a couple of seconds, and decided to just pour the remainder of it on her head… And the water and ice traveled down her chest and torso, before she let out a loud ahhhhh sound of relief…

And this cooled Cierra down – At least temporarily – so she could feel comfortable for at least a couple of minutes… But the hotness returned with a vengeance. And to try to stave off the heat for as long as possible, she laid face down on the floor in the puddle of water to try to bring back that coolness feeling she felt minutes earlier…

And as Cierra laid there in the puddle of ice water trying to maintain some sanity, on the other side of the room was Brent. And he was thinking about how much he would really like to fuck her… How he would like to lift up Cierra’s sweaty body, and put her in the Suspended Congress position, as he fucked her senseless… And that thought made Brent’s dick shoot up like a NASA rocket on it’s way to space… But – Once again – he was able to get his mind back focused on what he’s here to do…

And finally. it took around the percentage of the number of “The Playmaker” of this past hour for Brent to fix Cierra’s air conditioner, and afterwards, he explained to her what the problem was…

“Your drain line was clogged, and that prevented the air conditioner from running… That’s gotta be cleaned out every few months, so you avoid somethin’ like this… Or even buildup that can flood your floors…”… Explained Brent.

And Cierra could care less what the explanation was. All she wanted to hear was the sound of the air conditioner working… And that’s what she said to Brent when she cut him off midway through his explanation. And literally seconds later, cool hair began flowing out of the air conditioner… And without hesitation or warning, Cierra began passionately kissing Brent… And this lasted for awhile, before Cierra realized what she was doing, and she went on to try to explain herself to him…

“I’m… I’m so sorry Mr. Air Conditioner Man… I don’t know what came over me… I just haven’t been thinking clearly the last few days”…

“I don’t know what came over you Ms. Cierra, but I would like for it to continue… And by the way, you have the most voluptuous DSL’s my lips have ever touched”… Replied Brent.

“Thank you”…  Responded Cierra.

And then she went back to kissing Brent… And the two spent the next few minutes kissing each other passionately, as they both moved their hands up and down each other’s torsos, And soon thereafter, as Cierra’s apartment got cooler, the passion between her and Brent was just heating up, as the two began removing the clothes from each other’s bodies…

(Brent unsnapped the back of Cierra’s bra… And she temporarily unhooked her hands from his back to shake the bra off, before she placed her hands back onto his back. And seconds later, Cierra reached down to Brent’s waist, to pull his navy blue shirt over his shoulder. And he helped her out by tossing it off… And finally, Brent pulled off his white A-Shirt)

… And after the two were nude from the waist up, Cierra jumped on Brent, and the two fell unto the floor…

And they continued kissing each other passionately for another couple of minutes, as Brent went on to pull Cierra’s white panty briefs down to her knees, and she in return pulled Brent’s olive green slacks down to his knees. And eventually – When kissing on her juicy lips had run it’s course -, Brent attempted to slide his as hard as “Keeping a professional sports coaching job for more than three consecutive years” dick between Cierra’s southern lips… But she stopped him when she felt the heat from his nether region hit the outside of her lips like this heatwave hit her a few days ago… Before she gave him a look, and asked him…

“You got a rubber on ya”?

“No”… Replied Brent.

(Because how many men out there expect to get some when you go fix someone’s air conditioner???)

“Be right back”… Said Cierra.

Then she got up from Brent’s waist, and quickly walked herself to her bedroom to grab a condom from her nightstand, before she just as quickly made her way back to the main room to hand Brent the rubber… And he placed the condom onto his erected dick, before Cierra finally hopped back onto his waist, to let his dick properly enter her…

 

And after taking a few seconds to get their rhythm, Cierra began bouncing up and down on Brent’s dick… Which also meant that her big 38 C titties were bouncing up and down as well. And soon thereafter, Brent decided that he wanted to get a taste of them, so he placed his lips onto Cierra’s left nipple, and sucked on it like those hidden industry fees suck on your bank account every month… And in fact, he eventually wound up giving her titty a hickey…

And Brent continued sucking on Cierra’s titties, but he was also filling up on her butt as well. So he took it up another level, by doing a combo of smacking and palming her ass,.. And the result of this was that it caused Cierra to make some satisfactory noises from her mouth

And as the extensive minutes of hot, sweaty, and physical sex had taken its tole, Cierra felt something inside the puss that she hasn’t felt in a while, so she asked Brent to…

“PULL OUT!… PULL THE FUCK OUT”!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Brent did… And when he was fully out of her seconds later, the build up that was inside of her pussy began exploding out of her like Dutch Schultz’s factory building onto Brent’s midsection. And after she breathed heavily for a handful of seconds, Cierra realized what she had just did, so said to him…

“I’m so sorry… I didn’t mean to… You know… On you”…

“No need to apologize… I like that I got tha skillz to make a woman a lose herself on me”… Responded Brent.

And seconds later, Cierra inserted Brent’s dick back inside of her, so that he could have his orgasm…

And that would happen a few minutes later, as Brent let out a loud and prolonged moan, and within seconds, his orgasm began filling up his condom covered dick…

And afterwards, Cierra rolled off of Brent, and laid next to him, as the two took almost a minute and a half to regain their normal breathing habits. And then Cierra got up from the floor to go to bathroom… But before she arrived their, Brent said to her…

“Hey Cierra… I would like to see you again, and take you out on a date”…

“Okay… I’m down with that… You got my number… Call me”… Answered Cierra.

And Brent responded by nodding his head and smiling at Cierra, before going on to tell her

“Cool”…

And as for Cierra, although she had – Unexpectedly – enjoyed the company of Brent, she had something more important on her mind at the time….

“Hey I’ve been sweating like I’ve been in hell for the past three days, so I really need to get to the shower… So…”…

“Oh yeah, I understand… I gotta a few more air conditioners to fix myself, so I need to, you know”… Responded Brent.

And after Brent and Cierra exchanged yeahs to each other, Cierra went into the bathroom to run the shower water, before walking back into the main room to ask Brent…

Can you lock the door for me on your way out?… I reeeaally need to”…

“Yeah I got it”… Replied Brent.

And then Cierra walked back into the bathroom to take a looooong shower

(And yeah I know… A woman trusting a stranger man that she’s just met just over an hour ago to lock the door, and not try anything – Even after he’s gotten everythang – is well… Not realistic… But in a heatwave, your not really in the right frame of mind anyway. So just go with the story)

And as for Brent, after he took off the condom and threw it in the trash, he put his clothes back on, and took a deep breath, before walking out of Cierra’s front door and locking it – From the inside -, as he began making his way to his next destination to fix another air conditioner…