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Who Knew Vaginal Grooming Could Be So Erotic

Maggy and Jeremy were sitting on there couch in the front room Netflix and Chilling binge watching ….. It really doesn’t matter, when he began feeling up on her thighs and knees. And soon thereafter, Maggy began reciprocating those feelings on Jeremy as well… And the two went on to make out… And at some point during that session, Jeremy placed his left hand down her pantyless palazzo pants, and came to the realization that…

“When did you shave your muff”?… He asked Maggy.

“This morning when I was in the shower”… Answered Maggy.

“I was really starting to like your mini bush”… Replied Jeremy.

“You know I like Ms. Kitty to be like Dom Toretto babe”…

And Jeremy stared at Maggy for a handful of seconds in deep thoughts, before he went on to say to her…

“You know I’ve been thinking… And I really want to watch you shave your muff”…

You’ve been watching porn haven’t cha”?… Asked Maggy.

“Yeah… But the idea of watching you shave has been percolating in my mind for awhile now… And after watching a few videos online, I realized that I’m not as weird as I thought I was”… Answered Jeremy.

“Weird… You ate me out on my period, done watersports, had a foursome with a medicare demographic married couple… And you think watching me shave my pussy is weird?…

(A couple of Writer’s Notes: First, you wouldn’t believe how hard it was looking for a video of a man eating a woman out during that time of the month… But a lesbian doing it, no prob Bob… And two, these stories will be told – Whether you read them or not – as time progresses)

… Now that I know that you’re into that kind of thing, the next time I shave, you can watch… But… I wanna shave you at some point as well”… Said a rye smiling Maggy.

And Jeremy sat there and stared at the girlfriend for a handful of seconds, like her face was a rubix cube that he was trying to solve… But he soon thereafter said…

You shaving me… That’s something I’ve never thought of… But I like it”…

Then Jeremy kissed Maggy on the mouth, before they resumed making out seconds later… And a few minutes later, both of their libidos were as high as Cheech and Chong were up in smoke, so they took themselves to the bedroom to play some wicked games

 

Almost six weeks had passed since Maggy and Jeremy’s conversation from above had occurred,  and it was that time of night to see who’s the latest carpool karaoke guest on the tube… And around fifteen feet away in the bathroom,  Maggy was finishing up showering. And once done with that, she grabbed a razor, shaving cream, and a towel, before finally heading back to the bedroom to…

The smell of Egyptian Cotton incense encompassing the now scarcely lit room, with some candles cascading around their bed like the druids standing beside The Undertaker at Wrestlemania XX (Writer’s Note: I searched for half an hour for candles around a bed, but had no luck… So just imagine it in your mind) … And for added effect, there was some new age slow jam music playing on the stereo system

“Uh babe… What the fuck?… I’m only shaving my pussy… Not trying to reconnect with your great great grandmother”… Said a “WTH is all this” Maggy.

“This is a special occasion Mags… This is the first time that we’re doing this… And I hope that this is the first of many times that we do this … So why not set the mood”?… Replied Jeremy.

“I guess”… Responded Maggy.

So anyway, after their mini conversation, Maggy made her way to the bed to lay down, and shortly thereafter, spread open her legs. And then she grabbed her can of shaving cream to spread it all over her hairy pussy until it was semi-lathered, before she grabbed her razor to began shaving the fine black hairs from her freshly cleansed vagina…

And after Maggy took an upward stroke and the razor was covered with the combination of the shaving cream and her pubic hair, she grabbed the towel that was beside her, and used it to wipe the razor clean, before she went back to shave some more hair from her vagina… And this process would be repeated over the next handful of minutes, as Maggy’s once hair filled vagina would eventually become as bare as the single earring wearing royal airness, as the boyfriend watched and began pulling down his light blue and other designs pajamas bottoms (he didn’t have a top on), and soon thereafter, began touching on his standing at attention erection…

And as the seconds ticked, and the brain received the message that his eyes were sending it, Jeremy got more aroused staring at the mixture of shaving cream and pubic hair on the girlfriend’s puss, as his hand began moving more quickly and aggressively up and down his shaft…

And as the following handful of minutes progressed, and Maggy was at the conclusion of the process of removing her vaginal hairs, Jeremy’s penis began oozing out some clear liquid, as his arousal meter was at peak attention… So he took the four and a half foot walk over to the bed where the girlfriend is currently located to resume stroking himself…

Which reached it’s climax shortly thereafter, as Jeremy’s dick had enlarged in girth like a freshly off the grill polish sausage… And the liquid buildup that had accumulated inside over the last few minutes was finally ready to release itself, as Jeremy stood over Maggy’s lower body region, and the cum began shooting out of his dick like a ball out of a cannon… Which landed throughout her upper torso and chest area… But that wasn’t the planned landing destination when Jeremy thought this up, so he moved his hand to the bottom of his shaft to temporarily put the cumflow on pause, as he positioned it over the girlfriend’s now freshly shaven muff, before he then released his hand from the bottom of the shaft, and the remainder of the cum began dripping and oozing from the meatus, to down upon the bare, smooth, and partly rough sandpaper like surface of Maggy’s mons pubis

And after letting the boyfriend’s cum sit there for around a minute or so, Maggy grabbed her special blend of coconut and olive oil to rub on and moisturize into her mons pubis, to give it a more soothing feeling. And then she motioned to Jeremy with her index finger to come lay down beside her… And very shortly thereafter, the two began caressing and hugging each other’s nude bodies in a very affectionate way… Which led to the two locking lips, and swapping saliva for a few minutes, before Maggy said to Jeremy…

“Babe… Go into my dresser and grab The Love Doctor 6282 for me… And get rid of these candles too… I’m not tryin’ to have to look for a new place to stay because of those things”…

So Jeremy got up from the bed to blow out the candles (Writer’s Note: Yeah I know it’s not of a man like I intended it to, but I found the gif hypnotizing to watch… And you probably do to), and to get The Love Doctor 6282 from Maggy’s dresser (they each have their own dresser… For their own different needs), before he returned to the bed to hand the aforementioned toy to the girlfriend…

And Maggy placed The Love Doctor 6282 inside her awaiting and moistening vaginal walls, as she also used her left hand to rub on her firming by the second clitoris… And she went on to spend the next few minutes inserting – And then withdrawing – The Love Doctor 6282 from in and out of her…

And although the boyfriend had reached orgasmic peak roughly around a dime piece of minutes earlier, his dick was again becoming aroused watching the girlfriend pleasure herself, so he moved himself down to Maggy’s groin area to get a better vantage point…

“If you’re gonna stay down there, then you might as well make yourself more useful”… Said Maggy.

So after staring at the girlfriend for a couple of seconds, Jeremy smiled at Maggy, and went on to place his left hand on The Love Doctor 6282, as he took over from her, and inserted and withdrew it from out of her walls… And after doing this for a few minutes, and the girlfriend beginning to cream up, Jeremy placed his lips onto her upper vaginal area, and soon thereafter located the clit, as he added the tongue stroke to the already impressive… (I guess Dildo???) stroke that he was already performing on Maggy…

And as she just laid back and enjoyed the oral sensation, the boyfriend got more into his tongue stroking, as he expanded said tongue deeper into Maggy’s walls… And for his reward, got a more flavorful taste of the girlfriend then he normally gets, and her body tighten up in a way it hasn’t for awhile, as Jeremy had obviously hit her pleasure zone

And as the next few minutes progressed, Maggy was building up to her orgasmic climax… And when it finally happened, she wound up squeezing Jeremy’s head deeper into her, like her thighs were pliers, and his head was a walnut waiting to be cracked… And that caused the boyfriend to get a bit red in the face from him having to gasp for air a little… But that was only a minor inconvenience, as once her Orgasmic high began coming down a little, she let go of her mini jaws of life thigh grip on Jeremy, and rolled over on the bed to come down some more…

And the boyfriend for his part, got up from Maggy’s groin area, and soon thereafter joined her as well, as the two laid there for around the next one eighth of an hour, and just stared at the ceiling

And some minutes afterward, both Maggy and Jeremy got under the covers to go to bed… And while they were doing that, the girlfriend said to the boyfriend…

“We gotta do this again… This was much more exhilarating than I ever thought it would be… Just don’t go overboard with the candles again babe”…

“Tell your body to produce more pubic hair more quickly, and we can do it often”… Responded Jeremy.

“Don’t forget… I’m gonna shave you soon… So…”… Replied Maggy.

And by this time, girlfriend and boyfriend were under the covers, and were ready to call it a night. So they gave each other a goodnight kiss, and soon thereafter, got into spooning position, as the two fell asleep, and entered the wonderful world of dreamland…