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Who Knew Vaginal Grooming Could Be So Erotic

Maggy and Jeremy were sitting on there couch in the front room Netflix and Chilling binge watching ….. It really doesn’t matter, when he began feeling up on her thighs and knees. And soon thereafter, Maggy began reciprocating those feelings on Jeremy as well… And the two went on to make out… And at some point during that session, Jeremy placed his left hand down her pantyless palazzo pants, and came to the realization that…

“When did you shave your muff”?… He asked Maggy.

“This morning when I was in the shower”… Answered Maggy.

“I was really starting to like your mini bush”… Replied Jeremy.

“You know I like Ms. Kitty to be like Dom Toretto babe”…

And Jeremy stared at Maggy for a handful of seconds in deep thoughts, before he went on to say to her…

“You know I’ve been thinking… And I really want to watch you shave your muff”…

You’ve been watching porn haven’t cha”?… Asked Maggy.

“Yeah… But the idea of watching you shave has been percolating in my mind for awhile now… And after watching a few videos online, I realized that I’m not as weird as I thought I was”… Answered Jeremy.

“Weird… You ate me out on my period, done watersports, had a foursome with a medicare demographic married couple… And you think watching me shave my pussy is weird?…

(A couple of Writer’s Notes: First, you wouldn’t believe how hard it was looking for a video of a man eating a woman out during that time of the month… But a lesbian doing it, no prob Bob… And two, these stories will be told – Whether you read them or not – as time progresses)

… Now that I know that you’re into that kind of thing, the next time I shave, you can watch… But… I wanna shave you at some point as well”… Said a rye smiling Maggy.

And Jeremy sat there and stared at the girlfriend for a handful of seconds, like her face was a rubix cube that he was trying to solve… But he soon thereafter said…

You shaving me… That’s something I’ve never thought of… But I like it”…

Then Jeremy kissed Maggy on the mouth, before they resumed making out seconds later… And a few minutes later, both of their libidos were as high as Cheech and Chong were up in smoke, so they took themselves to the bedroom to play some wicked games

 

Almost six weeks had passed since Maggy and Jeremy’s conversation from above had occurred,  and it was that time of night to see who’s the latest carpool karaoke guest on the tube… And around fifteen feet away in the bathroom,  Maggy was finishing up showering. And once done with that, she grabbed a razor, shaving cream, and a towel, before finally heading back to the bedroom to…

The smell of Egyptian Cotton incense encompassing the now scarcely lit room, with some candles cascading around their bed like the druids standing beside The Undertaker at Wrestlemania XX (Writer’s Note: I searched for half an hour for candles around a bed, but had no luck… So just imagine it in your mind) … And for added effect, there was some new age slow jam music playing on the stereo system

“Uh babe… What the fuck?… I’m only shaving my pussy… Not trying to reconnect with your great great grandmother”… Said a “WTH is all this” Maggy.

“This is a special occasion Mags… This is the first time that we’re doing this… And I hope that this is the first of many times that we do this … So why not set the mood”?… Replied Jeremy.

“I guess”… Responded Maggy.

So anyway, after their mini conversation, Maggy made her way to the bed to lay down, and shortly thereafter, spread open her legs. And then she grabbed her can of shaving cream to spread it all over her hairy pussy until it was semi-lathered, before she grabbed her razor to began shaving the fine black hairs from her freshly cleansed vagina…

And after Maggy took an upward stroke and the razor was covered with the combination of the shaving cream and her pubic hair, she grabbed the towel that was beside her, and used it to wipe the razor clean, before she went back to shave some more hair from her vagina… And this process would be repeated over the next handful of minutes, as Maggy’s once hair filled vagina would eventually become as bare as the single earring wearing royal airness, as the boyfriend watched and began pulling down his light blue and other designs pajamas bottoms (he didn’t have a top on), and soon thereafter, began touching on his standing at attention erection…

And as the seconds ticked, and the brain received the message that his eyes were sending it, Jeremy got more aroused staring at the mixture of shaving cream and pubic hair on the girlfriend’s puss, as his hand began moving more quickly and aggressively up and down his shaft…

And as the following handful of minutes progressed, and Maggy was at the conclusion of the process of removing her vaginal hairs, Jeremy’s penis began oozing out some clear liquid, as his arousal meter was at peak attention… So he took the four and a half foot walk over to the bed where the girlfriend is currently located to resume stroking himself…

Which reached it’s climax shortly thereafter, as Jeremy’s dick had enlarged in girth like a freshly off the grill polish sausage… And the liquid buildup that had accumulated inside over the last few minutes was finally ready to release itself, as Jeremy stood over Maggy’s lower body region, and the cum began shooting out of his dick like a ball out of a cannon… Which landed throughout her upper torso and chest area… But that wasn’t the planned landing destination when Jeremy thought this up, so he moved his hand to the bottom of his shaft to temporarily put the cumflow on pause, as he positioned it over the girlfriend’s now freshly shaven muff, before he then released his hand from the bottom of the shaft, and the remainder of the cum began dripping and oozing from the meatus, to down upon the bare, smooth, and partly rough sandpaper like surface of Maggy’s mons pubis

And after letting the boyfriend’s cum sit there for around a minute or so, Maggy grabbed her special blend of coconut and olive oil to rub on and moisturize into her mons pubis, to give it a more soothing feeling. And then she motioned to Jeremy with her index finger to come lay down beside her… And very shortly thereafter, the two began caressing and hugging each other’s nude bodies in a very affectionate way… Which led to the two locking lips, and swapping saliva for a few minutes, before Maggy said to Jeremy…

“Babe… Go into my dresser and grab The Love Doctor 6282 for me… And get rid of these candles too… I’m not tryin’ to have to look for a new place to stay because of those things”…

So Jeremy got up from the bed to blow out the candles (Writer’s Note: Yeah I know it’s not of a man like I intended it to, but I found the gif hypnotizing to watch… And you probably do to), and to get The Love Doctor 6282 from Maggy’s dresser (they each have their own dresser… For their own different needs), before he returned to the bed to hand the aforementioned toy to the girlfriend…

And Maggy placed The Love Doctor 6282 inside her awaiting and moistening vaginal walls, as she also used her left hand to rub on her firming by the second clitoris… And she went on to spend the next few minutes inserting – And then withdrawing – The Love Doctor 6282 from in and out of her…

And although the boyfriend had reached orgasmic peak roughly around a dime piece of minutes earlier, his dick was again becoming aroused watching the girlfriend pleasure herself, so he moved himself down to Maggy’s groin area to get a better vantage point…

“If you’re gonna stay down there, then you might as well make yourself more useful”… Said Maggy.

So after staring at the girlfriend for a couple of seconds, Jeremy smiled at Maggy, and went on to place his left hand on The Love Doctor 6282, as he took over from her, and inserted and withdrew it from out of her walls… And after doing this for a few minutes, and the girlfriend beginning to cream up, Jeremy placed his lips onto her upper vaginal area, and soon thereafter located the clit, as he added the tongue stroke to the already impressive… (I guess Dildo???) stroke that he was already performing on Maggy…

And as she just laid back and enjoyed the oral sensation, the boyfriend got more into his tongue stroking, as he expanded said tongue deeper into Maggy’s walls… And for his reward, got a more flavorful taste of the girlfriend then he normally gets, and her body tighten up in a way it hasn’t for awhile, as Jeremy had obviously hit her pleasure zone

And as the next few minutes progressed, Maggy was building up to her orgasmic climax… And when it finally happened, she wound up squeezing Jeremy’s head deeper into her, like her thighs were pliers, and his head was a walnut waiting to be cracked… And that caused the boyfriend to get a bit red in the face from him having to gasp for air a little… But that was only a minor inconvenience, as once her Orgasmic high began coming down a little, she let go of her mini jaws of life thigh grip on Jeremy, and rolled over on the bed to come down some more…

And the boyfriend for his part, got up from Maggy’s groin area, and soon thereafter joined her as well, as the two laid there for around the next one eighth of an hour, and just stared at the ceiling

And some minutes afterward, both Maggy and Jeremy got under the covers to go to bed… And while they were doing that, the girlfriend said to the boyfriend…

“We gotta do this again… This was much more exhilarating than I ever thought it would be… Just don’t go overboard with the candles again babe”…

“Tell your body to produce more pubic hair more quickly, and we can do it often”… Responded Jeremy.

“Don’t forget… I’m gonna shave you soon… So…”… Replied Maggy.

And by this time, girlfriend and boyfriend were under the covers, and were ready to call it a night. So they gave each other a goodnight kiss, and soon thereafter, got into spooning position, as the two fell asleep, and entered the wonderful world of dreamland…

 

A Sweaty, Dirty, and Cream Filled Shower

They had been putting this off for a few weeks, but finally, they couldn’t no more… The apartment was just too cluttered. So Maggy and Jeremy pretty much had to take an entire Saturday – Their favorite day of the week – to clean their place out…

So the two woke up at around nine in the morning, ate some breakfast, and then got down to business…

And to TL;DR this, the two spent the day vacuuming, sweeping, cleaning the fridge, taking out the trash, boxing items up to put in storage (and giving the rest to goodwill)… And by the time they were done, Maggy and Jeremy were both sweaty, grimy, and somewhat rancid smelling, so they really needed to hop into the shower to freshen up…

But… They each felt they deserved to take their shower first…

“What are you doing”?… Asked Maggy.

“What does it look like”?… Answered Jeremy.

“Look I really need to shower… You don’t want your girlfriend smelling like week old cooked black beans do ya”?… Asked Maggy.

“You already smell like that… You can wait another fifteen, twenty minutes… Now lemme get in this shower”… Replied Jeremy.

“No… I’m your girlfriend… Now be a chivalrous motherfucker and lemme take my damn shower”… Responded a more irated Maggy.

And Jeremy replied by just staring at his girlfriend for a couple of seconds, before he went on to say…

“You know we’re both sweaty and funky… Let’s just take one together”…

And after staring at Jeremy for a second or so, Maggy responded…

“Okay”…

And up until now, the thought of the two showering together hadn’t entered either of their minds, but it was something that they couldn’t believe they hadn’t thought of

So anyway, Maggy and Jeremy went to the bathroom, threw their clothes into the hamper, ran the shower water (she likes more hotter water, he prefers his more neutral… They eventually settled on warm), grabbed their washcloth, soap (she likes liquid, he’s more comfortable with bar), and shampoo (for Maggy), before they began cleansing themselves…

And for the following handful of minutes, Maggy and Jeremy were concentrated on getting all that dirty residue off their skin and getting that fresh as a shoe lover wearing the new Lebron’s for the first time feeling… But the one place Maggy wasn’t getting that feeling was her back, so she asked the boyfriend…

“Babe… I can’t reach all of my back… Can you take care of it for me”?…

And without getting an answer from him, she handed her washcloth to Jeremy, and he grabbed her bottle of liquid soap, before proceeding to lather her back with it…

And everything was going normally for the first few seconds, as Jeremy was moving the washcloth up and down Maggy’s back… But then his frontside so happened to brush up onto her firm, lean, and meaty backside, and he began popping a boner. So after he was done with her back, Jeremy moved his hand further south to Maggy’s cheeks, and began polishing her somewhere between pale and tan booty…

And Maggy responded by turning around to face Jeremy, before she punched him on the shoulder, and said to him…

“Knock it off motherfucker… I’m not in the mood”!…

Then she turned back around to allow the shower water to stream down the front of her body…

“Come on”… Said Jeremy.

Then he put his muscle toned arms around Maggy’s torso, and squeezed and caressed on her 42A breasts from behind… And seconds later, Jeremy’s thick, the size of the length of the series about a group of lesbians living in the city of angels (Also Writer’s Note: I haven’t watched the series yet, but if you’re interested, here’s an article detailing things the series got wrong… And yes, they’re are a lot of these online, but I chose this one) erect dick was pressed up against her left buttcheek… And seconds later, Jeremy moved his hands to the frontside of Maggy’s Southern Region, and soon thereafter, placed the left one on her clit, and the right one into her vaginal cavity, and began fingering her…

And Maggy was prepared to say something, but the boyfriend had temporarily taken all her thoughts away, and all she could do was muster up some moans, as Jeremy used the washcloth to double clean her vagina…

And after a handful of back and forth strokes, he brought the washcloth up to the showerhead to wring it out, before proceeding to regrab the girlfriend’s liquid soap to squirt some of it on it.. And then he said to her…

Bend over”…

Then Jeremy spread Maggy’s cheeks open to repolish her anus and the backside of her pussy. And when he was done, she moved her booty to where it was directly under the showerhead, so that the soapy residue could just stream down the drain…

And as the boyfriend was viewing this, some thoughts began percolating in his mind. So after Maggy was done letting the water wash out her little tight booty – But before she stood back up -, Jeremy kneeled down and began tossing her lean salad… And Maggy responded in the only way she could at the moment… By just moaning in a quiet ecstasy

And after spending around the career free throw percentage of a recent two time MVP (and another more recent two time MVP as well) of seconds exploring the region that is Maggy’s booty, Jeremy stood back up and shortly thereafter inserted his hard as, “Trying to defend the fans for bailing on – And then trying to get back into – game six of the 2013 NBA finals when a miracle shot saved their asses” dick into her “Moist as your favorite Aunt’s chocolate brownie recipe” pussy… And he proceeded to drill that pussy like he’s the cable man installing that high speed fiber optic cable for your home… for the next few as long as it took for him to get ready to…

Jeremy didn’t have to say anything, because by now – With all the well over triple digit amount of times that the two have been gettin’ it on – , Maggy could tell just by his breathing mechanics that he was ready to cum. So she said to him…

“O fuck daddy… Fill my tight wad with all your man goo”!…

And Jeremy kept on going in and out of Maggy, until he suddenly stopped to let it all come out… And to fill her up

And when it all had been squeezed out of him, Jeremy’s knees got a little wobbly as he retreated from Maggy’s favorite type of creampie… And she went on to water, soap, and washcloth her pussy, until she felt it was cleansed enough to… Well whatever (and as for Jeremy… He just let the water stream down onto the magic stick to get all the cream off… Because ya know… Men… That’s kinda what we do)…

So anyway, after the two had completed their long shower and sexcapade, they dried off, changed into some clean clothes, went to the kitchen to eat something, and then chilled Netflix and Chilled on a binge watch of ….. It really doesn’t matter

Maggy Really Has To Take A Leak, And Jeremy Really Gets A…

Before we begin, lemme just say that this is the first of what will be an everlasting nonlinear story about the – What will most likely just be – sexual adventures of Maggy and Jeremy. I honestly thought about the concept of this series a year and half or so ago, when I had far fewer stories in my queue and mind… So these stories will come slower, and will be about things that I don’t feel like putting in other stories…

And also, I honestly forgot what was the inspiration for this particular story… If I had to guess, it probably was watching some woman on tv… I’m thinking of this one particular show that had potential… But really bored and frustrated the hell out of ya… And it didn’t help that it came on after the first half of the final season of the greatest show I’ve ever watched… So yeah… Let’s go with that… Now on to the story…

 

The sun was just beginning to rise as Jeremy was in the bathroom brushing his teeth, when his girlfriend, Maggy joined him as she groggily made her way to the toilet to relieve herself. And Jeremy didn’t pay his girlfriend any attention until he heard her pee hit the toilet water… And that’s when he turned around – With the toothbrush still in his mouth -, to stare at Maggy…

And Maggy was looking in the other direction at the wall thinking empty thoughts, so when she turned back around to the sight of Jeremy staring at her, she was startled for a quick second or so, before she recovered, and said to him…

“What”?…

Jeremy didn’t say anything. He just kept on staring at Maggy with his toothbrush still in his mouth. So a few seconds later, Maggy said to him…

“I tried to wait for you to finish up, but I really needed to pee”…

And although he had more information, Jeremy still stared at his girlfriend – With the toothbrush still in his mouth -, as Maggy stared back at him while she finished up emptying her bladder…

And once done, Maggy stood up to pull her pajamas pants back up, and to flush the toilet. Then she walked over to the sink, and said to her boyfriend…

“Excuse me”…

A signal for Jeremy to please get the hell out her way – But in a pleasant tone -, so that she can wash her hands. And then seconds later, Maggy exited the bathroom so that the boyfriend can have it to himself again…

A handful of seconds later, Jeremy finally turned back around to the sink to resume brushing his teeth. And as he was doing that, he realized that he was aroused. So he brought his left hand down to his dick, and felt that it was standing at attention… And so he gave it the attention it was seeking with that hand, while continuing to brush his teeth – And eventually, washing his mouth out – with the right hand…

And although he didn’t arrive at the conclusion part of his erection, Jeremy came to the realization that watching his girlfriend taking a leak turned him on… But since time was ticking, he had to go get dressed so he can get on with his day…

And as that day progressed, the thought of Maggy on the toilet kept coming back to him… And it was just as arousing as it was earlier in the morning, when he initially saw her on the toilet. So when the day ended, and nightfall had encompassed the skies, Jeremy and Maggy were laying in bed binge watching on (Writer’s Note: Sorry for the autostart video (if you’re viewing this on a computer… IDK what it does on a phone or tablet)… That shit annoys the fuck outta me too) ….. It really doesn’t matter, when she got up to use the bathroom. And when she returned, Jeremy said to her…

“You know this morning when you came into the bathroom while I was brushing my teeth”…

“I guess”… Replied a “Where are you going with this” Maggy.

“Well… That aroused me”… Said Jeremy.

“You were aroused… By what exactly?… All I did was take a leak…

Wait… You got hard from watching me pee?… Seriously”?… Asked a extremely curious Maggy.

“Well… What can I say… I’m more adventurous than I thought…

You know I’ve been thinking about it all day, and I want you to blow me while you’re on the toilet”… Said Jeremy.

And Maggy just stared at Jeremy for a few seconds, before responding…

“I’ll think about it”…

Then Maggy gave Jeremy a kiss on the lips, before the two resumed binge watching on their tv show…

 

As the sun was beginning to rise the following morning, Jeremy once again woke up first (this is unusual because Maggy is the one who wakes up first, and then she wakes Jeremy up), and went to the bathroom to brush his teeth and et cetera, And some minutes later, Maggy walked into the bathroom, and went straight to the toilet. She then pulled her pants down and sat on the toilet, before asking Jeremy…

You wanna blowjob babe”?…

And Jeremy responded by smiling at Maggy, before he walked over to her, and pulled his pajamas pants down to his ankles, before placing his dick inches away from her face. Then Maggy placed her lips around Jeremy’s erect dick, and slowly moved her moist mouth down his shaft and back up it. And she repeated this process a couple of more times, before coming up to take a breath… And the combination of her saliva and Jeremy’s precum was the connection between her mouth and the tip of his penis as she stared up at him for a couple of seconds, before she resumed sucking on it…

Maggy then gave Jeremy’s balls some attention, as her mouth engulfed them like gravy on mashed potatoes, as she delicately suctioned and nibbled on them for around a third of a minute, before returning back to his shaft…

And it was at this time that the reason why Maggy was sitting on the toilet became evident, as the liquid bodily waste began coming out of her urethra, and soon thereafter splashing into the waters of the toilet… And this added to Jeremy’s already high arousal level. So he responded by taking his hands, and placing them on the back of Maggy’s head, as he began directing her more forcefully into his groin…

And as her mouth began making more oral giving noises, Jeremy was finally ready to showcase the end result of that process, as he said to Maggy…

“Stop sucking babe… I’m bout to blow my load”…

So Maggy took Jeremy’s dick out of her mouth, and he soon began jerking his very damp member as she waited for the explosion… And that would happen around a third of a minute… Plus five seconds later, as the thick semen began to spurt out of his dick, and unto the awaiting face of Maggy’s cream toned skin…

 

And a few seconds later, Jeremy pulled his pajamas pants back up, before walking back to the sink to wet a washcloth in some warm water. And then he walked back to the toilet to give it to Maggy… And she proceeded to wipe Jeremy’s cum from off of her face and the little bit that had drizzled down to her pajamas top

And after doing that, Maggy simultaneously stood up and flushed the toilet, before walking over to the sink to wash her hands. And then Maggy gave Jeremy a kiss on the cheek, before she began making her way out the bathroom…

But before she exited, Jeremy said to her…

“Thanks for some head games sweet cakes”…

“Anytime champ”… Replied a smiling Maggy.

And then she winked at Jeremy, before exiting the bathroom to let the boyfriend have it to himself…