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The Man And The Bus Driver Part I Chapter IV: Time Ta Go Praise Da Lord… But First…

(Writer’s Note: I did some A MASSIVE rewriting of this story (it pretty much doubled in size… Which is why I had to break it into four parts), so some links and references that have occurred since the original publish date of this story is now explained)

As the sun began rising on Sunday morning, Catherine began rising up herself from Richard’s broad, muscular, and slightly hairy chocolate chest. And as she began stretching her joints and limbs, the sun began blaring into her eyes, so she rolled over to her side of the bed, and that began to wake up Richard. And as he was getting his bearings together, he asked her…

“What time is it”?…

Catherine took a quick look at the clock, before replying…

“Six thirty”…

So then Richard stretched and yawned for a handful of seconds, before asking Catherine…

“Can I use your bathroom”?…

“It’s the last door on the left”… Replied Catherine.

So Richard got up from out of the bed to stretch and yawn… And as he was doing this, Catherine stared at the fullness that is Richard’s nude body

His approximate six feet one inches tall, muscular… But meaty chest and torso region… And that same description can be said about his thighs as well. So basically, Richard has the body of an NFL fullback… With some extra meat on him…

And shortly after this, when Richard turned around to walk out of the bedroom to go to the bathroom, Catherine got to view the large tattoo that covered a super majority of his back (Writer’s Note: This ain’t the tattoo that I will eventually pick, but after going through the search engines for around thirty minutes, this is the one that will do for now) and also, she got to enjoy the sight of watching Richard’s cheeky butt (Writer’s Note: You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to find pics of black men’s butts (it took me almost an hour to find one I like)… But you Google “Black Women’s Butt”, and that’s a different story… And also, if you wanna see black dick picks… Well…) wiggle in a way that women enjoy that’s hard for a man to explain (and if you’re wondering if this sentence is a bunch of …… Because I couldn’t think of a way to explain a man’s butt in a sexy way at the current moment, then you would be 💯 percent ……), as she smiled and thought naughtily about it…

And she would continue to lay in her bed for just under another minute continuing to have thoughts about Richard’s sexiness, before she got up, stretched out her nude body, and bent down to pick up her black dress, and other clothing paraphernalia (bra and panties, pumps, earrings) that she had slipped off before her night of passion. And as she was focused on picking those items up, Richard had made his way back to the bedroom… And he was welcomed to the luscious sight of Catherine’s juicy ass still bent over. So he said to her…

“Damn… You can bring Benzino and Steebie J back together with an ass like dat”!…

And Catherine was startled for a quick second, before she resumed picking her clothes up and hanging them in the closet…

And after she had finished with that bit of business, Catherine turned back around to the sight of Richard staring at her like the “YOU LIKE THAT” QB stares down the receiver who doesn’t run through the tape, so she was like…

“What”?…

“Just stay like that for a minute”… Replied Richard.

And as Catherine stood there like she was an art exhibit (Writer’s Note: Here’s another interesting artistic pic) Richard looked her up and down, until he noticed…

“You have an interesting belly button ring… So what made you get it”?…

“Honestly… It’s a long story, but the bite size version is around a decade or so ago, me and my best friend Sharice were out partyin’ and gettin’ high and shit, when we decided to get some tats and piercings… This is when I got this ankle tat right here…

But anyway, Sharice and I were debatin’ on what kind of piercing to get… I wanted a clit piercing, but she didn’t. And she wanted a tongue piercing, but I was like “Hell ta da naw”… So we compromised on a navel piercing…

And I forgot how we came upon those rings, but we both liked the set… She got the “Best” bud and I got the “Buds” bud… And it felt really dope and fresh when we first got them, but after a couple of years, it felt played out like 106 & Park after AJ and Free

(Writer’s Note: Another pic… Well because… And another pic… Ya know… Because)

… So we took them out…

But eventually, we came back around to liking them. It felt unique again. So overall, I’m glad we got them”… Replied Catherine.

And this led to a lengthy convo between the two about their various body art, before she began to feel some stomach pains, which signaled to her that it was time to go get something to eat. So Catherine went to put on her “Around the house” robe… Which is a satin chiffon material, lime green color – With – melon and light blue  designed flowered robe.

And afterward, she asked Richard…

“You want somethin’ to eat”?…

“Yeah… After a long night, I’ve gained an appetite”… Replied Richard.

So the two soon thereafter made their way to the kitchen and dining area. Then Catherine went into the fridge to grab some sausage and eggs, before making her way to the stove to fry them. And while that was occurring, Catherine went into her food pantry cabinet to grab a bag of flour, a container of baking powder, salt, a bag of frozen blueberries, a half dozen eggs, and buttermilk, before heading back to the counter to combine the desired amounts that were needed to make blueberry pancakes…

And around a quarter of an hour later, Catherine had concluded making breakfast. And to go with the sausage, eggs, and pancakes, she also poured a couple of glasses of orange juice for herself and Richard as they ate and conversated for around five-sixths of the following half hour, before she looked at the clock and saw that it was seven-thirty. So she said to Richard…

“Lord look at the time… I gotta get ready for church”…

“It’s that late already?… I gotta get to my moms’ house, so I can take her to church”… Replied Richard.

And although she didn’t say this to Richard, Catherine thought to herself…

“A man who takes his mother to church… Lord Jesus YAAS… This man maybe a keeper”!…

So soon thereafter, Richard put the remaining of his clothes and shoes on, before he began walking to Catherine’s front door. And Catherine joined him seconds later, And he went on to tell her that…

“I really  enjoyed our date… And ya know… The after date as well… We should do this again at some point”…

Before he gave Catherine a what was suppose to be a short kiss on the cheek… But he underestimated the sweetness of her skin, so he kept his lips on her cheeks for a bit longer, until he began to have tingling hormonal feelings inside of himself. So he moved his lips from Catherine’s cheek to her lips, as he laid down a long, passionate, and juicy kiss on her…

And as the two got more into their making out session by wrapping their arms around each other and by playing a more aggressive version of “I declare thumb war” with their lips, Richard untied Catherine’s robe, and began sucking on her milk chocolate skinned neck, and shortly thereafter, her 40DD’s, as she began gasping in a pleasured tone…

And as she got more weak in the knees as the seconds ticked away, Richard guided her to the floor, as he spread the lime, melon, and light blue flowered robe as wide open as when you’re being guarded by James Harden. And then he pulled his pants and underwear down to his ankles, before he inserted his now as “Hard as a group firefighters doing a photoshoot” dick into Catherine’s awaiting pussy. And then the two resumed where they left off last night…

As he aggressively went in and out of her like a pride of “This is my only realistic shot at getting something of value for myself and/or my family this year because of a crushing economic system that has very little no value of me” shoppers looking for deals on Black Friday (Writer’s Note: Because it’s the internet people, of course a majority of the comments are classist, fatphobic, and of course everyone’s fave …… … But some comments actually brought a very interesting “Opportunity” for a group of people we don’t want to have these type of opportunities that I haven’t thought of)… And Catherine’s reaction was to just close her eyes and take it in like the citizens of South Florida take in the beautiful sunny weather on most days…

And as the minutes progressed, and the fluid in his family jewels traveled up to his shaft, Richard could feel that he was about to climax sooner than later. So after a couple of more raw strokes, he pulled out of Catherine for good, and held his dick a couple of inches above her lower stomach and naval area… Before a handful of seconds later, the cum began oozing out of it, and unto Catherine’s lower stomach and into her innie belly button and as well as on her “Buds” belly button ring…

 

And after his hand had rung out all the male sexual fluid that was in him, Richard dropped down onto Catherine for a few seconds, before rolling over beside her to lay there for a couple of minutes… And then he remembered that he had to get over to his moms house, so he got up and put his clothes back on, before he asked Catherine…

“You know what time the bus shows up”?…

“Sweetie it’s Sunday… Don’t no bus come out here… I can take you to your mother if you want”?… Replied Catherine.

“I mean you gotta get ready for church…  And that can take awhile”…

Catherine gave Richard a side eye look for that comment…

“It takes my mom an hour and a half, two hours to get ready, and I know how much you ladies love to show out for da lord… Like it’s the black woman’s New York Fashion Week“… Said Richard.

Catherine nodded her head and said…

“Well”…

So yeah… I’ll just get a ride on Voidshade…

“Well aight then”… Said Catherine.

So Richard made his way to the front door, and Catherine once again joined him… But this time, she had disrobed, and now was in the complete chocolate nude…

“Well… I guess I’ll see you on the bus tomorrow huh”?… Said Richard.

“Yeah”… Replied Catherine.

Then Richard opened the door to leave as Catherine closed and locked the door. And afterward, she made her way to the bathroom to take a shower and begin the process of getting ready for a Sunday service that she’ll be most definitely praising the Almighty……….

The Man And The Bus Driver Part I Chapter III: Good Ole Fashion Black Lovin’

(Writer’s Note: I did some A MASSIVE rewriting of this story (it pretty much doubled in size… Which is why I had to break it into four parts), so some links and references that have occurred since the original publish date of this story is now explained)

When they arrived at her place, Catherine said to Richard…

“So you can come in if ya want…”…

And Richard – Of course – accepted that invite…

And after they had gone into her townhouse, Catherine and Richard went to go sit on her couch to stretch and put there feet up – In a metaphoric sense – for a few minutes, before she got up and said to him…

“If you’ll excuse me, but I’m kinda thirsty, so I’m goin’ to the kitchen to get me somethin’ to drink… You want anything while I’m up”?…

“No, not really…

Well maybe a glass of water”… Answered Richard.

So Catherine went to the kitchen and grabbed something to drink and a couple of glasses from one of the cabinets, before returning back to the front room…

“Um after looking for a couple of minutes, I realized that I’m out of water, so I grabbed a bottle of Merlot Red wine… Is that cool”?… Catherine Asked to Richard.

“Yeah… Sure… A friend of mine told me a while back that red wine is more healthier for you than water anyway”… Responded Richard.

“Yeah… Especially tonight”… A smirking Catherine Replied.

And after uncorking the bottle, Catherine filled the two glasses up at approximately the level of the greatest scoring performance – THAT’S ACTUALLY ON VIDEO – in the history of the put the ball through the net sport, as she and Richard sipped on the red wine, while staring at each other with a seductive look for the next couple of minutes…

And Then Richard went in and began kissing and sucking on Catherine’s neck like he was Maximilian and she was the underrated “Mainstream underrated” Rita Veder for a bit. And Catherine responded by closing her eyes, taking a deep breath, and taking it all in like D’Angelo was personally singing “Brown Sugar” and “How Does It Feel” to her…

And as her body temperature rose, and the important parts of her body – For this particular situation – firmed up and moistened, Catherine grabbed Richard’s face and told him to…

“Kiss me”!…

So he took his mouth, teeth, and lips off her neck, and brought them slightly northward to her mouth, and the two began passionately kissing each other… As Catherine’s juicy as Mtume lips and Richard’s thick and full-bodied lips locked together to produce a (insert two people from Love & Hip Hop Atlanta) level fireworks…

And as the two got more and more into each others lips, and the saliva exchanged from one to the other and then back to the original recipient,  Richard began pulling the straps that were on Catherine’s shoulders down her arms as he tried his damndest to get that black maxi dress off her… And after allowing him to do this for a few handfuls of seconds, Catherine stopping kissing Richard’s thick lips to place her right index finger on those full-bodies lips, before proceeding to say to him…

“Follow me to the bedroom…”…

Then Catherine grabbed Richard’s hand, and led him to her bedroom… Where they resumed locking lips as they began taking off each other’s clothes and other paraphernalia. And eventually, when the two were in the nude, both Catherine and Richard got onto her bed and kissed for around a half minute or so, before she reached for her dresser that’s right beside her bed to grab a rubber. She then handed it to Richard, and he slipped it on… Before proceeding to to ask her…

“Top or bottom”?…

“I’m a cowgirl, so I like ta ride”… Replied Catherine.

So Richard laid on his back as Catherine proceeded to get on top of him, and slowly she allowed his well endowed dick to enter her, “It’s been way too long since I’ve had some meat inside of me” pussy. And then Catherine began slowly riding Richard to get a rhythm… And as each stroke progressed, she let more of the enjoyment part of her brain take over from the thinking part… And with that, her gorgeous and voluptuous 40DD breasts began jiggling up and down (Writer’s Note: XXX version… And BBW Black BBW XXX Softcore version) like they were the stocks of Enron and Worldcom in the early 2000’s… And this made Richard even more titillated, so he responded by placing his hands on those voluptuous titties, and palming trying to palm them like Kawhi Leonard palms a basketball for a fortnight or so of very intense strokes…

And although feeling on Catherine’s voluptuous titties was very fulfilling, Richard wanted a taste of those chocolate round mounds, so he tried to moving his head forward towards them, but with his current position, that wasn’t gonna happen, so he told Catherine…

“Move towards me”…

And once Catherine did that, her chocolate round mounds were all up on his face like brown on peanut butter…

And as Richard alternated between breathing and tasting both of the chocolate round mounds, Catherine responded by getting far more aggressive with her riding da cowboy, as she began putting her back and ass into it (Writer’s Note: You probably want the “Explicit” version now dontcha?…)… And Richard made a, “Can I handle all this” look for a couple of seconds, before quickly adjusting and responding by forcefully smacking Catherine’s ass

And as the seconds turned into minutes, and the heat between them led to the perspiration that was dripping off their bodies, Richard and Catherine were also making noises of pleasure, and eventually those noises intensified as she got more creamy, and he was ready to release his cream… And as Richard spent the next minute and a half going in and out of Catherine, his dick swoled as the cream slowly made its way up his shaft. And eventually, he took a deep breath… And it all released into the protective rubber layer that is broadly known as a condom…

And since Richard had reached his climax, he stopped penetrating and just laid on the bed… But Catherine hadn’t reached her peak yet, so she kindly suggested to him…

“Richard… Nigga… I’m not there yet… Let a bitch get her nut off”!…

So Richard went back to stroking Catherine Down for a bit… But he soon stopped because he wanted to give her his best shot. So he grabbed Catherine by the hips and flipped her over so that she was now on the bottom. And Catherine was like, “WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK“… In her mind, because she too discombobulated to utter anything… And before she could process another thought, Richard plunged his not fully erected, but still pretty damn hard dick into her creamin’ pussy…

And Catherine egged Richard on with her voice and shortness of breath for the next few minutes, before finally achieving the “Big O” herself…

And after laying on top of her for a minute and change kissing her juicy lips, Richard got off Catherine to lay next to her. And both he and she laid there for a couple of minutes, before she moved her hands south to his now limp dick. And she had forgotten that Richard still had the rubber on. so she peeled it off and was amazed by the amount of nut that was in it. So she said to him…

“I know it’s been a while for me, but how long has it been for you”?…

Catherine then tossed the used rubber in the trash bin that’s right next to the bed

And after rolling back over onto the bed, she placed her head on Richard’s slightly hairy, but mostly smooth chest, as she felt the heartbeat rhythms of his still comin’ down from an orgasm body…

And soon thereafter, Richard began caressing Catherine’s face and hair, as he began humming some rhythmic noise for both of them to listen to… And quite a few minutes later, Catherine said to Richard…

“Thank you for giving me the best night I’ve had since I can remember Richard… I forgot how good a man can make you feel”…

“Well to be honest with ya Catherine, I’ve had few more enjoyable nights myself”… Replied Richard.

And with that being said, Catherine continued to lay her head on Richard’s chest for some time, before asking him to grab the remote that’s on top of her drawer. And when he handed it to her, she turned on the stereo that’s nearby to a slow jamz channel. and the two laid there listening to some music as Richard continued to caress her face and hair, as well as adding her butt to the rotation. And they went on to kiss and make out for a few jamz, before they eventually fell asleep…

The Man And The Woman Bus Driver Part I Chapter II: Lawd… That’s A Lot Of Conversationing

(Writer’s Note: I did some A MASSIVE rewriting of this story (it pretty much doubled in size… Which is why I had to break it into four parts), so some links and references that have occurred since the original publish date of this story is now explained)

And now that she knew that she was gonna be busy on Saturday evening, Catherine had to get someone to babysit the kids. So she called her younger sister…  And after initially being resistant (Saturday night means… Ya know ……….

But once big sis told her about her date, lil sis was willing to sacrifice a night of………. For big sis’s romantic life. Lil Sis has been trying hook big sis up with someone for the last half a year, but big sis wasn’t in the mood for a man, so that was pretty much that…

So anyway, with that now taken care of, Catherine turned her attention to preparing for the date…

It’s been almost a full calendar year since Catherine has been on a date, and she wanted to look good. So on Saturday morning, she went to the spa to get a manicure, pedicure, and facial… A very #TeamPamperYoSelf type of thing. Then after she had expired her time at the salon, Catherine went to the salon to get her hair done…

And for the past few months, Catherine had worn various hairstyles that featured extensions (currently, she’s wearing a braided hairstyle, with a long curly hair extension piece on top of them… And to be 💯, I have no idea what this hairstyle is called… All I know is that I like really like the woman with that hairstyle… Particularly when she was more “Urban” voluptuous, but even with a more “Mainstream Appeal” voluptuous body, I still crush for her… Now back to the regularly scheduled story), but now she wanted to rock her natural hair. So she decided to get a braided hairstyle, and eventually, she decided on the Whoopi Goldberg braids from The Color Purple… AKA The Celie Twists

And hours later, when Richard arrived at Catherine’s townhouse at around five-thirty in the evening, he was mesmerized by her beauty…

She had on a black sleeveless tank top maxi dress, that went all the way down to her ankles… With the left leg having a slit that went from her thigh to ankle… Which allowed Richard full view of the dark chocolate leather two inch pumps that matched Catherine’s skin tone)…

“Come in… I just need to put a couple of more things on, and then I’ll be ready”… Said Catherine…

Which snapped Richard back to reality, as he soon thereafter entered Catherine’s townhouse…

And as she was putting her Bee earrings and some perfume on to put the final touches on her outfit, Richard said to Catherine…

“You look absolutely stunning”…

“Thank you… I spent a great amount of time and money to look this good”… Responded Catherine.

“It was time well spent”… Replied Richard.

And Catherine responded by shooting one of those, “I really like you” smirks at Richard, before saying to him…

“You look pretty damn fine yourself… Outchea looking like Gerald McCoy’s older brother”…

And besides resembling a multi-million dollar star defensive end – In Catherine’s eyes -, she also liked his clothing choice… Which consisted of…

Light blue dress slacks, with a gray dress shirt, and dark blue dress shoes… And to complete the look, he had a fresh new cut for this occasion…

After after giving his body the stare down for a few seconds, Catherine couldn’t help but notice that great scent that was radiating from Richard’s skin. So she asked him…

“What kind of cologne are you wearing?…

Hugo Boss No. 6,.. It cost me sixty five dollars… So it better smell good”… Answered Richard.

Richard only wears this cologne on special occasions because… One: It’s so damn expensive… And Two: He ain’t a huge cologne person…

So anyway, Richard and Catherine conversated for a few more minutes, before the two walked to her car to head to “Lawd Help Me, I’m Turnt Up” … And at the aforementioned play, Richard and Catherine laughed their asses off to the point of tears

And after “Lawd Help Me, I’m Turnt Up” had concluded, both Catherine and Richard had amassed a large appetite, so they headed to a nice restaurant establishment named The Queen’s Courtyard – A mid range restaurant that’s very nice and luxurious… But not so luxurious where you have a take out a second mortgage just to eat there -, to eat dinner … And during the almost hour and a half that they were eating and conversating, the two got to know more about each other…

“So where do you work”?… Asked Catherine.

“The Iron Hammer Appliance Shop… We fix almost anything that’s broken… From refrigerators to couches to tables to tv’s to cabinets and beds, and almost any other thing that you can think of”… Answered Richard.

“So is there money in fixing things”?… Asked Catherine.

“Has Tyler Perry been makin’ the same damn movie for the past decade?…

You’ll be amazed just how many people come in everyday needing something to be fixed… Believe me when I tell you, that it’s the most stable job I’ve ever worked… Plus I have good benefits… I can definitely see myself doing this until I retire”… Replied Richard.

“So, why do you catch the bus when you have a good paying job”?… Asked Catherine.

“Because I have to pay child support for my son… And with rent, bills, and other unexpected life shit, I just don’t feel like buying just any car right now… And honestly, I’m saving up to get my dream car… Which I should be able to buy around six months from now… Provided there ain’t any unexpected issues that arise”…

“So how did you get to my place”?… Asked Catherine.

“The same way you see me everyday”… Answered Richard.

“You know the buses run much slower on the weekends… Particularly in my neighborhood”… Said Catherine.

“Yeah I know… It took me two and a half hours to get to your place…  But after seeing what you have on, it was worth it”… Responded Richard.

And Catherine was flummoxed by the second half of Richard’s sentence… As it cause her to  forget what she was gonna say, so she just said what was currently on her mind…

“… Thank you… I really can’t think of anything else to say right now”…

“How bout ‘Lets order something to eat'”… Said Richard.

“… Okay”… Replied Catherine.

So Richard and Catherine spent the following couple of minutes going through the expansive menu of The Queen’s Courtyard, before he decided on an order of Baked Garlic Parmesan Chicken, with Tomato Bacon Gravy spread on top of it. A large Sriracha Biscuit, and Brown Spanish Rice to finish off the food part of his order… And for the drink part, he went with a Watermelon Lemonade with some Kiwi mixed in for a more unique flavor… And as for Catherine, she ordered a couple of Tangy BBQ Ribs, a large Caramel Apple Pork Chop (she was really in peak carnivorous mood this evening), Creamy Spiced Coleslaw and a medium sized version of this delicious tater tot casserole that’s too loaded to even began to describe as side dishes… And orange soda to wash this on fleek meal down with…

And as Richard and Catherine spent the majority of the next hour  – Delightfully – feasting on their savory meals, the two conversated about amount a number subjects… Such as…

“So I see you love your meat”… Said Richard…

“Yeah I’ve barely eaten anything today… Except for an egg and tomato sandwich I had this morning, So honestly, I’m hungrier than a mug right now”… Replied Catherine.

“So what do you eat regularly”?… Asked Richard.

“A less fancy version of what’s on my plate… I eat pork chops, ribs, sausage, bacon, sirloin, brisket, and turkey as well… What can I say I stans for meat… Said Catherine.

“I can see all that meat has been distributed throughout your body”… Responded Richard.

And Catherine responded by just staring at Richard with a, “Well played” look on her face…

“I love meat myself, so I ain’t complainin’… Although I prefer the lean meats of chicken, fish, and lamb…

So besides meat, what else do you eat”?…  Asked Richard.

“Pizza, pasta, salads… And I really love Chinese food… And I especially like the sweet and sour rice with pork… And chicken as well… And the Crab Rangoon is da bomb… I go by Lucky Yangs’  a couple of times a week after I get off work”… Replied Catherine.

“Lucky Yangs’… I’m not that familiar with it”… Said Richard.

“Well you don’t know what you’re missin’…  Once you try one of their Pork and Shrimp Egg Rolls or Youtiao, you’ll be a customer fo life… I’ll have to take you there one day. Me and the owner are friendly with each other”…

So Catherine and Richard conversated about food for a handful of more minutes, as they continued to feast on their respective meals..,  And eventually, the subject of the convo changed to…

“So what do when you have some free time”?… Asked Richard.

“When you’re in effect much a single mother with three kids, free time is like that long awaited Xscape reunion tour… It’s non existent”… Replied Catherine.

And Both she and Richard chuckled for a few seconds, before he went on to say…

“Yeah I can understand that sentiment… Ever since I had my son, I Don’t go clubbin’ anymore… Well maybe once every few months… I mean da club is da club ya know”…

And they both chuckled for a couple of seconds, Before Catherine said…

“I wouldn’t know… I haven’t been in one in years… Plus I’m way pass the backin’ that ass up phase of my life”…

“You know you’re never to old to drop it like it like it’s hot

But seriously, with a mouth to feed I had to get serious about my life and career… It wasn’t just about me anymore… So I enrolled in Technical School and got my degree, so I was able to give my son a good life… A better life than I had when I grew up”… Said Richard.

“I can definitely respect that… A man that stops actin’ like a child when he has a child, and steps up like an actual man is sadly a compliment in today’s society”… Responded Catherine.

“Baby Daddy problems uh”??? Said Richard.

“This date would last to I have to go back to work on Monday if I were to talk about… Yeah”… Responded Catherine.

“Well okay then… Let’s change the subject…

Um lets see… What kind of music you like listenin’ to”?… Asked Richard.

“I keep it in the nineties… Xscape, TLC, En Vogue, Zhane, Brownstone, Brian McKnight, Jodeci, Mary, Maxwell, D’Angelo… You get the drift… And O yeah, SWV… How could I forget about them… They’re my favorite music group…

And I like some of the ladies of today like Ledisi, Chrisette Michele, Jazmine Sullivan… I really like her… She reminds me so much of Anita Baker…

So yeah, I’m a real R&B head”… Answered Catherine.

“So do you listen to any other music”??? Asked Richard.

“O gawd yes… I listen to gospel, jazz, funk, some crunk… Really anything soulful… Because if it’s soulful, then you know it’s good”… Answered Catherine.

“Well I primary listen to hip hop… I really like The Game, Kanye, HOV, Kendrick Lamar, Drake… I like his style”… Said Richard.

“Drake… Oh, he’s that light skin singin’ nigga that my daughter really likes”… Said Catherine.

“Yeah… And what’s wrong with changin’ the game”?… Asked Richard.

“Prince changed changed the game… Minnie Riperton changed the game… The Sequence changed the game…

(Writer’s Note: I don’t pay attention to Pop Culture, but after reading my fair share of the comments on that song, I feel like I have a moral obligation to link to the song that won the 2k16 Record of the Year Grammy, because it has too many similarities… And you can make up your own mind about it… And P.S. Here’s an article that goes more in depth about the issue)

…Drake is just a below average rapper and singer who because of the low standard of music that comes out today is seen as a game changin’ artist, when all he his is a more popular Snow“… Stated Catherine.

“Well we’re gonna just have to agree to disagree about this… Can’t hate on the new generation just because they do it differently than the past generations”… Responded Richard.

And as he was saying this, Catherine was once again looking at the menu, because she had acquired a sweet tooth. And after going through the dessert options for a minute or so, she decided to order a slice of strawberry pie… And once the pie was delivered to Catherine, she still had over half of the tater tot casserole on her plate… And this led Richard to ask her…

“You done with those tots”?…

“Yeah… I’m eating dessert now… You want the rest”?… Responded Catherine.

“Yeah… It does look rather delicious”… Replied Richard.

So Catherine gave him the remainder of the tater tot casserole, and around a minute and a half later, their conversation resumed…

“I wanted to tell you earlier, but there were other things on my mind… But I wanted to say that I love your new hairdo… It really compliments your skin tone and body”… Said Richard.

“Thank you… I just felt like changin’ it up… I felt like doing it for awhile, but… I was just lazy. There was no reason for me to do it… But this date was the motivation for me to go head with it”… Responded Catherine.

“Well it looks good on ya…

You know I was thinkin’ about growing my hair out and gettin’ some dreads… I’ve had short hair all my life, and it would be interesting to see what I look like with longer hair”… Said Richard.

“Well I don’t really see what’s wrong with your hair now… You look pretty damn fine with it…

I just wish that my legs could be as naturally smooth as that face of yours… Shiiid… Do you know all the shaving and waxing I had done to my legs earlier today for this date?… Tryin’ to get those Tina Turner legs?… Responded Catherine.

“I… I really don’t know how to answer that with a response that doesn’t sound corny or could be unintentionally offensive… I just know that I like you in that dress”… Replied Richard.

“Well this is my special occasion dress… I only pull it out once every blue moon…  I like the slimming effect of this dress…  But the one thing I don’t like about it is that it makes my butt look smaller… And I don’t like that… I like for men to know that I’m packin’ a lot in this wagon… But you already know that huh Mr. Richard”?… Said Catherine.

Richard had a “I don’t know what the hell you’re talkin’ about” look on his face for a few seconds, before Catherine answered that question…

“You think I didn’t see you lookin’ at my butt on the bus earlier in the week”?… Said Catherine.

And Richard responded by shooting a, “Ya got me” smile at Catherine, before going on to say…

“So you saw that huh”?…

“You weren’t very coy in tryin’ to hide your interests in my trunk“… Replied Catherine.

Well…”… Said Richard.

……….

“So since you got a good view of it, what is your opinion of the badonkadonk”?…

And Richard thought about it for a few seconds, before saying…

“I’m not good at describing things… Particularly an ass… But lets see… It’s firm… But also soft enough that you can lay your head on… I can tell that you do some butt exercises, because you don’t have a butt like that after havin’ three kids…

And I would also like to see dat ass uncovered in the nude, so I can tell you more about it”…

“Interesting observations”… Replied Catherine.

“I’m not done yet…

I also wonder is dat ass covered in a thong, or a more traditional panty”?… Responded Richard.

“Well maybe you’ll find out… Maybe you won’t”… Replied Catherine.

And Catherine and Richard stared at each other for a handful of seconds, before he said…

“Well I don’t know about you, but I’m stuffed”…

Then Richard motioned to the waiter for the check. And the two grabbed their belongings, as Richard went into his pocket to grab his wallet to pay the bill… But Catherine interrupted this process to tell him that…

“It’s 2015, women have advanced enough to pay for our half of the check… But I appreciate the gesture…

And also, I might take you up on this gesture in the future”…

“Okay… You’re the boss“… Replied Richard.

And after the bill was paid, Catherine and Richard made their way out of The Queen’s Courtyard, and to her SUV. And some point in the very near distant future, they arrived back at her place…

The Man And The Woman Bus Driver Part I Chapter I: The Introduction

(Writer’s Note: I did some A MASSIVE rewriting of this story (it pretty much doubled in size… Which is why I had to break it into four parts), so some links and references that have occurred since the original publish date of this story is now explained)

For the last week and a half, Richard Morgan has usually been the first person to board the bus on 72nd and Woodland Road, at around five fifteen in the morning… He swiped his bus pass card, and went to his seat, before he then usually put his headphones up to his ears to listen to some music on his phone, while the bus got him to his destination – Around thirty minutes later – to his job…

Then on one particular early morning, it had been raining cats and dogs for the previous few hours, so Richard was very relieved when the bus arrived. And while he was swiping his bus card, Richard said to the bus driver that…

“it’s like a monsoon out there”!…

“Tell me about it… I could barely see on my drive in (to work) today… And it’s hard driving this bus with all this rain and darkness… I had to slow down to make sure that I don’t hit anything”… Replied Bus Driver.

And Richard and Bus Driver conversated about the weather for a few more minutes, before he went to sit down and soon thereafter, put his headphones on to listen to some music… And she… Well… continued driving the bus…

So anyway, over the next few days, Richard and Bus Driver conversated about a myriad of subjects…

The first morning was about the football game the previous night. He talked about some of the biggest plays of the game. Bus Driver watched the game as well, but she’s not a fan of the team. She’s a fan of a team from the other conference…

The next day, the convo was about a massive fire that happened across town. And Bus driver told Richard that she frequents that area on a regular basis…

The third day, the two talked about something a celebrity did that was in the news… But you probably don’t care about the story,and I don’t feel like going in detail about it, so lets keep it moving

And also during these conversations, Richard found out that Bus Driver’s name is Catherine…

So anyway, Richard and Catherine continued to conversate about a diverse number of topics over the coming days… And then one morning – While he was swiping his buss pass card -, Richard just stared at Catherine’s face for a few seconds (in a way that she didn’t noticed, because you ain’t tryin’ to look like a creep when you’re checking somebody out), and began to realize how cute she is. So he decided right then that he needed to know if she was single or not…

And just over a minute later, Richard began shooting his shot

“You know I read this article a few days ago

(actually, it was months ago… But I digress)

…About people forgiving their partner for cheating on them… I can forgive a lot of things, but I don’t think I could forgive that… No matter how much I loved her”…

“That a no no for me… If you stick your hot dog in someone else’s buns, then you most definitely will never stick it in my oven again”… Responded Catherine.

“Well okay then… So I guess it’s one strike and you’re out then huh”??? Asked Richard.

“Yep… Pretty much… Catherine King don’t play that shit… When you commit to a partner, you are with that one and only person until death do you part… Or until you break up… Whichever one happens first… Ya know”… Answered Catherine.

“So I’m guessin’ that you’ve never been cheated on”?… Asked Richard.

“O Jesus no… My man knows better… If he even thunk it, I would put his hot dog in a grinder”… Answered Catherine.

(Writer’s Note: I wanted to link to a picture of a grinded hot dog, but couldn’t find one… And after searching Google for a few minutes, I’m glad that I stopped eating meat a few months ago. Also, I’m not judging anyone… Everyone has their personal preference 🐂🐓🐄🐖🐷)

“So what about you… Have you cheated before?… Asked Richard.

“No… I believe if I wanna sleep with someone else, then I shouldn’t be with the man that I’m with… That’s when I knew it was over between my son’s father and myself… i was really attracted to a couple of men, and came really close to sleeping with one of them… But since I’m a God Fearing woman, I was able to keep my desires to myself… Until he and I split a few weeks later…

You know ironically, i didn’t sleep with either of those men, I just wanted out the relationship with my ex”… Answered Catherine.

“So your current man is reapin’ all the benefits from those desires huh”?… Stated Richard.

“Yeah… Me and my man Chiwetel Ejiofer have fun every night… I ride him like one of those jockeys rides a Kentucky Derby horse…

Baby I’m as single as Chuck Noland on that Island… Shhhiiid, I don’t even have a Wilson for companionship…

But I thank God for God and for my kids… Couldn’t ask for better children”… Responded Catherine.

Then… Other people began getting on the bus in earnest (a few had gotten on during the convo, but now the morning audience was arriving in full force), so the convo transitioned to something more less personal to a more barber or beauty shop conversation… Which also meant that Richard didn’t ask Catherine out on a date, but he now knew that she’s available, so he would wait for a better opportune time to shoot that shot…

 

A few mornings later, Richard and Catherine were once again conversating about something, when a wheel chaired person boarded the bus. So Catherine got up from the driver’s seat, to lift up one of the passenger seats, so that the wheel chaired person could be seated there. And as she was busy with this, Richard had a front row seat to just how alluring Catherine’s five feet six tall, and very very voluptuous body really is. And although he had seen her lips on regularity, he now viewed them in a more beautiful and succulent light, with the glistening red lipstick… Which blended perfectly with her perky cheeks…

Now as much as Richard was impressed with Catherine’s facial features, his attention was primarily focused on her butt… And that was a hypnotizing experience… Even if it was as temporary as Kevin Federline being an A list celebrity (Writer’s Note: Extra pic because… Well you’ll see)… And for the handful of seconds that his eyes were fixated on Catherine’s rump shaker (Writer’s Note: Also the version that I grew up listening to), he wondered to himself about what do the cheeks look like underneath those navy blue trousers…

Are there any dimples?… What about tattoos?… Is it firm like an east coast rap group, or was it as jiggly as a bowl of instant jello?…

And since those question wouldn’t be answered immediately – Or perhaps ever… Okay, yes it will -, Richard put his earphones on to listen to some music on his phone to mentally prepare himself for his work day… And seconds later, Catherine had finished securing the handicapped person to the seat area, before proceeding to walk back to the driver seat… And it was at this precise moment that Richard made up his mind that he was gonna ask Catherine out on a date… On a later date…

 

And so on the following morning, after Richard had swiped his bus pass card, he asked Catherine…

“How was your evening”?…

“Just got some sleep, helped the kids out with their homework… Nothin’ out of the ordinary”… Responded Catherine.

“Well I have an extra ticket to “Lawd Help Me, I’m Turnt Up…

(a play that is very popular with the Def Comedy Jam, Comic View, and Kings and Queens of Comedy demographic)

… On Saturday, and the person I was gonna go with pulled out a couple of days ago, So I have an extra ticket”…  Said Richard.

“Are you serious?… I’ve been trying to get tickets to ‘Lawd Help Me. I’m Turnt up’ since forever”… Responded Catherine.

(but they sold out faster than the SI Swimsuit edition with Ashley Graham for the “Plus Size” “Mainstream Appeal Plus Size” demographic)

“Well it’s an open invitation”… Said Richard.

“How much”?… Asked Catherine.

(because these tickets cost a grip)

“Just for you to go with me”… Responded Richard.

“Okay then… You have a date”… Said Catherine.

Then Richard and Catherine went on to exchange numbers to hash out all the remaining details, before they went on to conversate about some other things, and before he went to work, and she continued on with her day driving the bus…