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So How Was Your Trip To The Laundromat

It was eight forty-five in the morning, when Dion Tower left his apartment to go to the laundromat inside The Prince’s Grove Apartments Complex to wash his clothes. And once he arrived there, he was surprised to see that he wouldn’t be alone

Indeed in the laundromat at this early morning hour with Dion is a very spiritually cultivated pepper – With a lot of salt mixed in – short haircut haired woman, who stands the height of the woman who used a dope ass sample of a Memphis Soul Legend for her debut hit song… With high cheekbones, and nude brown lipstick covering her featherweight lips…

And Dion stared at the woman for a quick second or two, before returning his attention back to the large batch of clothing he had to wash and dry…

You see he wanted to get this done early, before the laundromat got more crowded later in the late morning and afternoon hours. So he put his headphones on and went to his favorite music streaming app, before zoning out into his own world, and separating the colors from the whites, the delicates from the normal and heavy clothes, before putting them into separate washing machines…

And while he was doing that, Dion began singing out loud the song that he was currently listening to… And The Pepper and Salt Haircut Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman temporarily stopped organizing her clothes to stare at Dion for a handful of seconds… And eventually, he looked in her direction to see that she was staring at him…

“O I’m sorry… I forgot I wasn’t here by myself”… Said Dion.

“O it’s okay sweetie… I’m just surprised that you’re not listening to hip hop… Who are you listening to”?… Asked The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

That Loving Feeling by Isaac Hayes”… Answered Dion.

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Okay… Not the answer I was expecting”… Replied The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

“Yeah I don’t really listen to current music… it just doesn’t cut it for meToo much sex, not enough sensualityToo much bragging, not enough realness… I like music that’s like after you eat a plate of soul food… It fills you up and stays with you for awhile”… Responded Dion.

“……….

Back in my backsliding days, I used to listen to music like that… A couple of my children are here because of it… But I’m a God Fearing Woman now… Yep, I only listen to music for the almighty

Shirley Caesar, Bebe and Cece Winans, The Clark Sisters, Thomas Dorsey, Vanessa Bell Armstrong, Marvin Sapp, Aretha Franklin, Mahalia Jackson”… Replied The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

“So do you go to church regularly”… Asked Dion.

“Every Sunday… Go to Victorious Jesus Tabernacle on 59th and Blackroot”… Replied The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

“Yeah I don’t go to church like I used to when I was younger… Just become less motivated to as each day goes by”… Responded Dion.

“Yeah I know the world is crazier than the neighborhood hustler tryin’ to sell you a Michael Jackson 8 track tape, but the only person who can guide me is the almighty messiah”… Replied The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

“Yeah I’m more focused on not becoming a casualty to this ever increasing messed up world… Too many people who have bad intentionsAvoiding them at all costs is a full time job plus another full time job… It leaves you little time to sit down and rest”… Responded Dion.

Yeah I hear you on that… Just gotta leave it up to the lord”… Replied The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

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… You know these machines are a doozy... Did you know that I put my clothes in these two machines and they wouldn’t work… But as soon I put my clothes in some other machines, they began working like prune juice through the digestive tract of a constipated person… That’s just crazy”… Said The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

“Yeah that is… I mean they just put in these new machines earlier in the year, so they shouldn’t be acting up already… You should go get your money back from the front office”… Replied Dion.

“O God yes… I’m going over there as soon as I get done washing these clothes”… Responded The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

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“Oooooooooo… I need some washing powder… Apparently I’m using more washing machines than I thought”… Dion said to himself…

(He thought he was only going to use three washing machines, but it turned out that he would be using four…)

So anyway, Dion went back to his apartment to grab some more washing powder, before returning to the laundromat around the jersey number of the headline member of the 2016 Pro Football Hall of Fame of minutes later… And once back there…

Dion was treated to the sight of The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman bent over taking off her reddish pink pants… Which now revealed the solid as a Mike Conley stat sheet black panty briefs she had on underneath… And Dion just stood there and stared at the sudden full black moon that he wasn’t expecting to see when he decided to wash his clothes this morning…

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O I’m sorry… I didn’t expect you back so soon… I’m not some pervert or anything like that… I just decided that I really wanted to wash these pants, and I didn’t have time to go up to my apartment to change into some other pants”… Said a ….. The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

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It’s okay… You have nothing to apologize for…

So do you work out?… Because you have a… Very nice ….. I’ve seen women half your age with backsides not well put together”… Asked Dion.

“No not to particularly… Maybe The Good Lord just blessed me with good genes”… Answered The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

And seconds later, she grabbed a towel from her basket and wrapped it around her waist, before taking a seat in the chair that was nearby… And Dion for his part, returned his attention back to the large pile of clothes that he had to go back to his apartment to get some more washing powder so that he could wash all of them, as he placed the quarters in the coin slot, and then the clothes in the washing machine, before closing the doors and watching the water fill up the machines for a few handfuls of seconds…

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“Are those  Xenia Zsu”?… Asked Dion.

“Uh?…”… Asked The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

“Your underwear… Are those Xenia Zsu’s?… My ex really liked those brand of panties”… Replied Dion.

“O yeah… They are Xenia Zsu… Been wearing them since I was your age… I’ve worn other brands, but Xenia Zsu is the one that I feel the most comfortable in ”… Replied The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

“Yeah my ex bought me some of their boxers… But I just wasn’t feelin’ them… They were too tight… Especially around my junk… That’s why I wear Odis Shaheed Ali… It gives me plenty of breathing room

I have heard that Xenia Zsu has some nice thong underwear… My ex and a couple of her friends swear by them”… Responded Dion.

“Thongs… Mmhmm mmhmm… I don’t wear anything that I have to stick up my caboose… That’s just uncomfortable and nasty… I walked around with something up me for thirty five years, and now that I no longer have to do that, I’m not going to willingly put something else up me”… Replied The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

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Okay… Wasn’t expecting that answer”… Responded Dion.

“Well sorry to be so blunt, but it’s the truth… The happiest I’ve been is the fifteen years since I’ve crossed over… Don’t have to worry about spending that money on feminine products, or the cramps, or not being able to wear certain clothingThe devil has to be behind periods… Because someone as great as God wouldn’t do that to women”… Replied The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

…………………….”… Responded Dion.

And a few handfuls of seconds later, a thought popped into Dion’s head…

“I hope you don’t mind me asking… But I’ve been wondering… Once women your age “Change”, do y’all still have feelings, desires…. You know what I’m talkin’ about”?…

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“I’m Spiritually CultivatedNot deadYes I do date men… I particularly like dating this man that I met a few months ago… He brings a lot to the table”… Replied The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

“I see… I only ask because my mother did a lot of dating when she was younger… But once the changed happened, her interest in dating men waned… She wore much less makeup, wore more baggy clothes, got her hair done less… She just spent more time with her female friends and grandchildren

I mean if I’m being honest, I’m very happy about it… I no longer have to deal with men trying to be my daddy… You know tryin’ to mark their territory and stuff”… Responded Dion.

“I’m not tryin’ to be rude… But that sounds highly selfish of you… I’m pretty sure you love your mother, but she’s gotta have a life of her own”… Replied The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

“…..

Yeah I know… And I should feel guilty about it… But honestly… I don’t… What can I say, I’m a mama’s boy”… Responded Dion.

“….. You remind so much of Javion… He’s my youngest son… He calls me almost everyday… He’s always callin’ me about anything… What are you doing mama?… Do you want me to do something for you?… Can I borrow twenty dollars?… And things like that…

I love my son… But sometimes I just wanna call block his butt sometimes”… Said The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

“Well I talk to my mom a lot… But I know when to give her some breathing room…

So how many children do you have”?… Asked Dion.

“Five… And all of them are boys… Them and their father… I was the only female in the home”… Answered The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

“So you and your sons father were together for a while”?… Asked Dion.

“From the time I was twelve to around seven years ago…

We got together in middle school, and had our first son when I was fourteen… We divorced some years back…

We had a lot of great times, but by the end, we couldn’t stand to be in the same room with each other… I guess being together since we were teenagers finally took it’s toll on our relationship… Still don’t like him tho”… Responded The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

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So are you interested in having another long term relationship”?… Asked Dion.

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Yes… And no… I do like the idea and feeling of being in a long term relationship… But I also like the freedom of just dating… There’s little attachment, and you can date more than one person at a time… Without feeling guilty about it”… Answered The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

And soon thereafter, The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman’s washing machines began cycling down, signaling that her clothes had finished their washing and cleansing cycle, so she went to take them out of the washing machines, before placing them into a couple of dryers, and inserting the amount of change that was needed into them to start them up…

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“So have you ever dated a younger man”?… Asked Dion.

“Huh?… Could you ask that question again?… I didn’t hear what you asked”… Replied The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

“Have you ever dated a younger man”?… Reitered Dion.

“….. No… Never really considered it… The only young men that I talk to regularly are my sons… And sometimes there friends… I mean honestly the idea of me with a younger man just seems so farfetched”… Answered The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

“……….

I like your makeup… It looks very good on you”… Said Dion.

“Thank you”… Replied The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman.

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“My name’s Dion…”… Said Dion

“….. Shera…”… Replied The Pepper and Salt Haired Spiritually Cultivated Woman… Now known as Shera.

“Shera… That’s an alluring name… And a fitting one as well…

……….”… Responded Dion.

“………. Please answer me something Dion… Are you tryin’ to mack me”?… Asked Shera.

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If you’re interested… Then yes… But if not… Then I’m just engaging in casual conversation”… Answered Dion.

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So you like older women”?… Asked Shera.

“I like women period… Don’t care about there age… Obviously as long as there legal… I feel that’s a very important point to make”… Answered Dion.

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“So when you saw me taking my pants off, what were you thinkin’?… Asked Shera.

“Thoughts that I would need to spend all day in church repenting to the lord about”… Answered Dion.

……….”… Responded Shera.

And these stares went on until they were interrupted by the sound of the washing machines that had Dion’s clothes in it cycling down – And shortly thereafter, off –  signaling that they had gone through the washing and cleansing process. So Dion – For the next few minutes – took his eyes off of Shera to take his clothes out of the four washing machines, before placing them into the dryers, and inserting the change needed to run the dryers to dry his large batch of clothes…

And once done with this task, Dion turned around to the sight of…

Shera bent over on the counter where you place your clothing basket, washing powder, bleach, and other whatnot on when you walk into the laundromat… With the towel that was covering her pantsless waist now sitting a few inches in front of her on the counter…

……………”… Responded Dion.

“I’m sure I don’t have to explain what to do next… Do I?…”… Stated Shera.

“But ain’t you a Christian God Fearing Woman who…”…

Was the thought Dion was thinking… But after taking a ….., he walked behind Shera, and pulled her pure black panty briefs down to just above her knee, before pulling his pants and boxers down to two or three inches below his butt… And after groping and getting a feel of her butt for a few seconds, Dion inserted and penetrated his hard as the fifth track off Mos Def’s The New Danger album dick into Shera’s slippery when wet pussy…

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And as Dion got more into going in and out of Shera, he needed to grab onto something, so that he wouldn’t ….., and bust his ass, so he grabbed onto the corner of the counter for leverage, as he continued going in and out of her like he was a quarterback for the Cleveland Browns

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And as Shera closed her eyes for a few seconds and moaned in pleasure to herself, Dion was getting ready to park the car into the garage, so he took a few more strokes of Shera’s tropical-like pussy, before finally pulling out for good… But before he accomplished said pulling out, some of Dion’s cum shot out of his dick, and into Shera’s tight and slippery pussy

But nevertheless, once Dion had fully exited Shera’s pussy, he deposited the remainder of his cum onto her lower back and left buttcheek…

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And soon thereafter, Dion pulled his pants and boxers up from just below his butt to back up to where they belong, as he got himself situated… And Shera pulled her pure black panty briefs back up, and placed the towel back around her waist… And just over a minute and a half later…

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So Shera made her way to the dryers to take her clothes out of them, and after sorting through them for a couple of minutes, she identified the reddish pink pants that she took off around an hour ago, and put them back on, as she took the robe off from her waist….

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“You have a blessed day Mr. Dion”… Said Shera.

“You to Ms. Shera”… Responded Dion.

And after the two stared at each other for a couple of seconds, Shera exited the laundromat, and went on about her day… And Dion stayed in the laundromat until the two dryers he had his clothes in buzzed, signaling that that the drying process had concluded. So he took the clothes out of the dryers and put them into his large clothing basket, before soon thereafter leaving the laundromat, and making his way back to his apartment…

And after spending around two thirds of an hour situating and putting his clothes away, Dion checked his phone

“Hey bae… We still on 4 2nite”? Said The Text Message.

“Of course Charisma…. Just finished washing my clothes”… Responded Dion.

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“Hey Charisma… When you comin over?… We gotta finish dis Luke Cage show”… Wrote Dion.

“Get off work at noon, and then gotta pay some bills… I’ll be over around 2:30”… Replied Charisma.

“Cool… See u then 😙😘😍”… Responded Dion.

And then Dion went to the kitchen to make himself some breakfast… Ya know… Because it’s already been a long morning ……….

A Sweaty, Dirty, and Cream Filled Shower

They had been putting this off for a few weeks, but finally, they couldn’t no more… The apartment was just too cluttered. So Maggy and Jeremy pretty much had to take an entire Saturday – Their favorite day of the week – to clean their place out…

So the two woke up at around nine in the morning, ate some breakfast, and then got down to business…

And to TL;DR this, the two spent the day vacuuming, sweeping, cleaning the fridge, taking out the trash, boxing items up to put in storage (and giving the rest to goodwill)… And by the time they were done, Maggy and Jeremy were both sweaty, grimy, and somewhat rancid smelling, so they really needed to hop into the shower to freshen up…

But… They each felt they deserved to take their shower first…

“What are you doing”?… Asked Maggy.

“What does it look like”?… Answered Jeremy.

“Look I really need to shower… You don’t want your girlfriend smelling like week old cooked black beans do ya”?… Asked Maggy.

“You already smell like that… You can wait another fifteen, twenty minutes… Now lemme get in this shower”… Replied Jeremy.

“No… I’m your girlfriend… Now be a chivalrous motherfucker and lemme take my damn shower”… Responded a more irated Maggy.

And Jeremy replied by just staring at his girlfriend for a couple of seconds, before he went on to say…

“You know we’re both sweaty and funky… Let’s just take one together”…

And after staring at Jeremy for a second or so, Maggy responded…

“Okay”…

And up until now, the thought of the two showering together hadn’t entered either of their minds, but it was something that they couldn’t believe they hadn’t thought of

So anyway, Maggy and Jeremy went to the bathroom, threw their clothes into the hamper, ran the shower water (she likes more hotter water, he prefers his more neutral… They eventually settled on warm), grabbed their washcloth, soap (she likes liquid, he’s more comfortable with bar), and shampoo (for Maggy), before they began cleansing themselves…

And for the following handful of minutes, Maggy and Jeremy were concentrated on getting all that dirty residue off their skin and getting that fresh as a shoe lover wearing the new Lebron’s for the first time feeling… But the one place Maggy wasn’t getting that feeling was her back, so she asked the boyfriend…

“Babe… I can’t reach all of my back… Can you take care of it for me”?…

And without getting an answer from him, she handed her washcloth to Jeremy, and he grabbed her bottle of liquid soap, before proceeding to lather her back with it…

And everything was going normally for the first few seconds, as Jeremy was moving the washcloth up and down Maggy’s back… But then his frontside so happened to brush up onto her firm, lean, and meaty backside, and he began popping a boner. So after he was done with her back, Jeremy moved his hand further south to Maggy’s cheeks, and began polishing her somewhere between pale and tan booty…

And Maggy responded by turning around to face Jeremy, before she punched him on the shoulder, and said to him…

“Knock it off motherfucker… I’m not in the mood”!…

Then she turned back around to allow the shower water to stream down the front of her body…

“Come on”… Said Jeremy.

Then he put his muscle toned arms around Maggy’s torso, and squeezed and caressed on her 42A breasts from behind… And seconds later, Jeremy’s thick, the size of the length of the series about a group of lesbians living in the city of angels (Also Writer’s Note: I haven’t watched the series yet, but if you’re interested, here’s an article detailing things the series got wrong… And yes, they’re are a lot of these online, but I chose this one) erect dick was pressed up against her left buttcheek… And seconds later, Jeremy moved his hands to the frontside of Maggy’s Southern Region, and soon thereafter, placed the left one on her clit, and the right one into her vaginal cavity, and began fingering her…

And Maggy was prepared to say something, but the boyfriend had temporarily taken all her thoughts away, and all she could do was muster up some moans, as Jeremy used the washcloth to double clean her vagina…

And after a handful of back and forth strokes, he brought the washcloth up to the showerhead to wring it out, before proceeding to regrab the girlfriend’s liquid soap to squirt some of it on it.. And then he said to her…

Bend over”…

Then Jeremy spread Maggy’s cheeks open to repolish her anus and the backside of her pussy. And when he was done, she moved her booty to where it was directly under the showerhead, so that the soapy residue could just stream down the drain…

And as the boyfriend was viewing this, some thoughts began percolating in his mind. So after Maggy was done letting the water wash out her little tight booty – But before she stood back up -, Jeremy kneeled down and began tossing her lean salad… And Maggy responded in the only way she could at the moment… By just moaning in a quiet ecstasy

And after spending around the career free throw percentage of a recent two time MVP (and another more recent two time MVP as well) of seconds exploring the region that is Maggy’s booty, Jeremy stood back up and shortly thereafter inserted his hard as, “Trying to defend the fans for bailing on – And then trying to get back into – game six of the 2013 NBA finals when a miracle shot saved their asses” dick into her “Moist as your favorite Aunt’s chocolate brownie recipe” pussy… And he proceeded to drill that pussy like he’s the cable man installing that high speed fiber optic cable for your home… for the next few as long as it took for him to get ready to…

Jeremy didn’t have to say anything, because by now – With all the well over triple digit amount of times that the two have been gettin’ it on – , Maggy could tell just by his breathing mechanics that he was ready to cum. So she said to him…

“O fuck daddy… Fill my tight wad with all your man goo”!…

And Jeremy kept on going in and out of Maggy, until he suddenly stopped to let it all come out… And to fill her up

And when it all had been squeezed out of him, Jeremy’s knees got a little wobbly as he retreated from Maggy’s favorite type of creampie… And she went on to water, soap, and washcloth her pussy, until she felt it was cleansed enough to… Well whatever (and as for Jeremy… He just let the water stream down onto the magic stick to get all the cream off… Because ya know… Men… That’s kinda what we do)…

So anyway, after the two had completed their long shower and sexcapade, they dried off, changed into some clean clothes, went to the kitchen to eat something, and then chilled Netflix and Chilled on a binge watch of ….. It really doesn’t matter